Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Eliot Spitzer's Hand Caught In The Crook Jar

"Listen, I'm a fucking steamroller and I'll roll over you and anybody else." Eliot Spitzer

Nice Eliot, very diplomatic of you. All of a sudden people are now shocked at his strong arm tactics and illegal use of state funds for political intimidation and shakedowns. Its what he does, its all that he does. He is the proverbial political poodle..... all bark no bite.

The Aurora have long kept a watchful eye on the then attorney general and now governor and we would like to think that our coverage was always without any blatant bias or political predispositions as can be witnessed by the cryptic headlines of our prior posts.

Eliot Spitzer Is Just FINE With Me

Liberals Are Eliot's Untouchables

Spitzer Versus The Poor

Spitzer Hates Poor People Update

The White Jesse Jackson

The Company You Keep

Spitzer Is A Criminal

Eliot Spitzer Hates Sick People

The bottom line is that he used state funds to spy on a political rival, fer fooks sake at least Nixon had the common decency to use private donations, but I cant say we expected anything less from the spoiled little daddy's girl temper tantrum throwing thug wannabe and its now apparent that much the same as the sweet baby james song of the same name, Eliot is strictly litefm, a rank amateur, a political piker.

Bye bye dum dum.

Oh wait, I'm sorry I forgot that dems don't to step down when they commit crimes or get caught up in scandal..... they get re-elected or handed committee chairs.

13 comments:

anita said...

i know a dem who stepped down: dan rostenkowski.

Anonymous said...

Didnt Clinton pardon him? Shocker!

... and he stepped down from his chair not his seat, he actually had the balls to run for re-election and lost.

....but thanks for helping prove one of my points.

anita said...

ok ... how about Robert Torricelli ..

anita said...

and, not to mention, my favorite convicted democrat and yours, mayor marion barry.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding?

The Torch didnt resign he ran for re-election and only begrudingly stepped aside in favor of Lautenberg despite questionable state constitutional irregularrities when the FBI kicked in his door.

Marion Barry the four time elected Marion Barry?, well I admit I have soft spot for him so Ill leave it at that.

Anonymous said...

So weve addressed 3 key issues here today.

1) Spitzer is a crook

2) Dem politicians lack integrity

3) Dem voters lack good judgement

Thansk for playing.

Anonymous said...

yet....

Jim Traficant, one of the greatest patriots this Country has ever known, the last of the true independents, and wearer of perhaps the most impressive rug ever rots in prison.

anita said...

i was going to mention traficant ... but the thought of that there same rug haunts me ... truly haunts me.

Anonymous said...

Well Traficant was by no means a toe the line democrat. It is of no small coincidence that as soon as the dem party thought he had betrayed them them by voting for Hastert he was convicted.

Free The Rug!!!!

Rhino-itall said...

And of course lets not forget that John Murtha was on film negotiating a bribe before he was re-elected numerous times and of course was famously nominated by pelosi to be majority whip before hoyer kicked him to the curb.
and of courset there's the afore mentioned kkk member, and the drunk kennedy who KILLED someone etc. etc. etc.

Rhino-itall said...

and oh by the way, what ever happened with congressman william jefferson of new orleans? remember him? i haven't kept up to date. He was indicted wasn't he? surely he resigned in disgrace right? was forced out by his party? what did become of that guy?????

Anonymous said...

Jefferson? The guy with 100k of marked bills in his freezer? Oh yeah he was appointed to Homeland Security by Pelosi.

And Rhino you are too vague when you say a drunk Kennedy killed someone. Which Kennedy?

Anonymous said...

now wait for it....