Eliot Spitzer Is Just FINE With Me

Ask yourself, would the legend of Robin Hood be the same if he stole from Kings to give to Princes? Probaly not, but in modern day America it means youre on the gubernatorial fast track in New York. Or at least that is if your name is Eliot Spitzer, Corporate Crime Fighter, the avenger of the little guy and righter of corporate wrongs.

The only problem is thats its a crock of shit.

This grandstanding buffoon has accomplished naught in his regulatory raindancing. Well that's not entirely true, he actually does quite a bit for the taxpayers of the great state of New York. First and most damaging is the false sense of reform he gives the "little guy". Have no fear Eliot is here to save the day. How many prosecutions does he have, how many of his "cases" have gone to court? Not many I tell ya. See this guys modus operandi is to hold press conferences (fantastic free air time for his gov run) make outlandish charges about the evils of industry and then opens his hand for the eventual payout.

Now this is where it gets interesting. See, although a lawyer..in fact he refers to himself as "The Peoples Lawyers" Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner. Course, three minutes to Wapner. Ten minutes to Wapner. As I was saying this guy is apparently some hotshot attorney, yet in his good judgement he sees it fit to overlook his responsibility as AG, and the staff he has at his command to hire outside private law firms to broker his "deals" with his shakedown victims. Now why would he do something as silly as that? He has an army of legal eagles on state payroll, yet he outsources? Huh! Again I ask why would he do such a thing? Oh thats right. The private law firms he hires work on contingency, claiming upwards of thirty cents on every dollar they broker between Eliot and his victims. If that wasnt bad enough, these same law firms are his biggest donors in his Gov run. The firm Milberg Weiss alone has given him over $100,000, $20k in the last month.

Now if thats not a fucking racket I dont know what is.

In short, Eliot uses the Jesse Jackson method, but instead of threatening boycotts he threatens prosecution, which never comes to fruition. His buddies that broker the deals make hundred and hundreds of millions of dollars, he gets huge contributions to his campaign. The state puts the rest into an "investment fund" meant for the victims of aforementioned (but never prosecuted) corporate fraud, but like lottery cash intended for education it rarely serves its purpose besides being slush. He receives copius amounts of free airtime not held to the equal time rule, and with a monstrous war chest will be a formidable candidate for Gov'nor.

He has driven virtually every industry out of New York State, except Financial and he has his eyes set on destroying that as well. He is a nightmare to this state and to this this country. No reform is ever achieved, no little guys are ever avenged. If he is elected Gov'nor. The once great state of New York will become nothing more than a tourist trap with no viable industry to speak of. Hes just another rich honkey abusing his position to make his buddies richer and to grab some more power for himself. Make no bones about Eliot Spitzer is a bad guy in sheeps clothing (that is, if sheep wore $5000 custom suits)

EE-Baw!!!

and one more thing...Kill Whitey!