Breaking News: Through his attorney, Donkeyhue (A) - NY has made the following statement from an undisclosed location (ok, its a pub). "The reason that I vote conservative and date women is because while just an innocent fourteen year old freshman I was molested by a buxom Young Republican cheerleader. Whilst this molestation lasted no more than two minutes, the mental images, um scarring remain to this day. I would also like to declare that I am a Straight-American. I take full responsibility for my years of drunken promiscuity and perennial bachelor ways. I am currently involved in a recovery program requiring that I only drink light beer and sleep with fat ugly hippie chicks. Thank you for your understanding and continued support"
5 comments:
Be strong donkey, be strong.
What the hell is your problem?
Why dont you settle down? What are you going to do, play around forever? When will you be out of rehab???? I have the perfect woman for you. Rhymes with...Crusty.
I see your blog is still in need of some...Queer Eye For The Straight Blog or something. And whats with the cussin' in the sidebar?
I thought the rules expressly forbid potty mouthery.
I had no idea what you were talking bout regarding Crusty until I read TBR. Wow! Maybe someone should sit her down before she walks into GOP hq with a shotgun.
Settle down?
I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
Potty In
Emoticons Out
Oh the Horror of what she did to you. Maybe we should send her to Gitmo to get all of them to talk or would that be a War crime
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