In late breaking news, it has been reported that six term jackass Donkeyhue (A)- NY has admitted himself into the Rosalynn Carter Center for an unknown chemical dependency(ok its whiskey) There is rampant speculation on the hill that it is a thinly veiled ruse to illicit sympathy after a yearlong tirade of homophobic hippie bashing, trogloditic misogyny, racist fascism, canadian commie hating, war mongering, bushie boot-stepping, flyfishing, rhino-poaching, oprahysteria, civil liberty infringing, bad pun telling, siren stealing, improper anecdote telling, buchanan and coulter man crushing nazi. According to his attorney, the Donkey is just a "drunk". Donkey was unavailable for comment as he was passed out in a pool of regurgitated Tulla.
3 comments:
It's not your fault. You're not responsible for your actions donkey, you're a victim, you're sick. God bless you for being so brave.
don't worry donkeyhue. your 'higher power' will get you through this.
I read the book "The Alcoholics" by Jim Thompson when I lived on Staten Island. There is so much hooch in those places. I think the counselors attempt to get "leverage" over the clients by using the key to the liquor closet as some kind of motivation. Or so I have read.
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