Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Toto I don't Think Were In Kirkuk Anymore

GEORGE BUSH HATES DUSTBOWLING BIBLE BELTERS!!!


These tornadoes make no sense. In the 2004 presidential election Bush carried every state afflicted except Illinois. Why the wrath W why? Looking back at Hurricane Katrina we know that Bush used his weather mastering powers to destroy N'Awlins for two reasons.

1. Increase business for the Port of Houston
2. He hates black people
pussiliency is wrong

But this boggles the mind. These are his people, the trailer park constituency that propelled him to victory in the last two elections. All I can think is that its a reverse 'wag the dog' strategy, 'dog the wag' if you will. It is becoming abundantly clear to him that, right or wrong the Iraqi War is losing popular support. Americans just don't see the need for the spilling of American blood for the 'democrization of Babylon' What better way for George W (the
Weathermaster) Bush to distract the public from the constant negative messages they are inundated with on their televisions radios and computers than to destroy all forms of media devices in their homes. So be it if he'll have to destroy the actual homes as well via the use of his Texas tornado tirade machine to accomplish his nefarious plan, with great power comes great irresponsibility. Dubya, this madness has to stop. Your manipulation of mother nature for political gain is getting out of control. Why punish me as well for living in the liberal mecca that is Manhattan. Its April gosh dangit George bring the spring already.

Any way the wind blows
Is a fine with me
Any way the wind blows
It don't matter to me
'Cause I'm thru with a fussin'
And-a fightin' with a you
FZ
Update: George...leave Hawaii alone!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess you havent been to any "peace" rallies lately. If you had you would know that theres a new sheriff in town, or should I say a new devil. All you have to do is read the posters at these rallies to know that Bush is The Great Satan (just ask Iran) and oh yeah hes also Hitler. The Local Evil Union 666 aint what it used to be.

Good luck in your job search. Nothing worse than an unemployed fallen angel.

Anonymous said...

don't worry, i turned on the 700 Club to look for carrie, and they're predicting hellfire and brimstone over New York any day now, followed by intermittent plague and pestilence. since we all know they have the spare keys to the weather control/natural disaster machinery, it must be true. so you see, it will be warming up around here soon enough...

Rhino-itall said...

You know another theory is that he can't get re elected anyway, so maybe he just wants to see how much shit he can break. i'm thinking i would do that too if i had the great weather powers.

Anonymous said...

Hellfire and Brimstone?

Arent those old NYC S&M clubs?

Damn... those guys and the 7 hundo are good.

Anonymous said...

not sure about Brimstone ... but The Vault was definitely one ... (it's just what I heard ... you know ... not that I've ever been there ...)