HURRAY GRIDLOCK!

I'm not making this up. Donkey and I were discussing the State of the Union speech and we agreed that it was less interesting in part because of the seating arrangements. Sitting next to your opponent and further away from your compatriots apparently dampens your will to trash talk. This conversation led to our agreement that we would rather nobody gets along and nothing gets done because every day that congress is in session and agreeing to things we lose more of our liberty, usually in the form of our property.

Now the CATO INSTITUTE has released a study that confirms our conclusions. I don't know who they have working over there but they're over paid because I could tell them this stuff without spending all the time and money that they probably put into this stuff.