Monday, August 13, 2007

Better Learn How To Face It

In yet another masterstroke sure to infuriate the impotent democrat party Karl Rove has announced that he is stepping down on his terms.

The Aurora would like to take this opportunity to thank him for his service to both Country and Party and wish him well in his "retirement".

"You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that.... he's gone"

14 comments:

gary said...

And the loyal opposition here at the Aurora would like to express our hope that Karl Rove will yet see the inside of a prison cell.

Anonymous said...

... for what?

gary said...

How about election fraud?

Anonymous said...

Do you just make shit up as you go?

gary said...

The 2004 election was stolen. Karl Rove is the prime suspect. He also has ties to everyone in the Jack Abramoff scandal, and is obviously involved in the Bush administration effort to politicize the Justice Department (and every other branch of government.) Lock him up, I say.

anita said...

i think he should go to jail for what he said to cheryl crowe and laurie david at the correspondents' dinner.

that, and for humiliating the ENTIRE COUNTRY by trying to impersonate a rapper.

now THAT was treasonous.

and nauseating.

Anonymous said...

No election was stolen, get over it. In fact the argument could be made that if any tampering existed it was at the hands of the dems.

Abramoff had ties to EVERYBODY, most notably Harry Reid, whom I dont recall you ever suggesting go to jail. Hypocrite.

The Justice Dept firings were political just as were there hirings. Big frickin whoop.

You are a jackass, a big crying baby and once again prove my point that your politics is driven by a sense of entitlement, victimization and hatred and that my friend is exactly what is wrong with my Country and how your ilk contribute to tis decay.

Crowe and David are two bit skanks and were treated accordingly to the manner in which they were behaving. Bitch steps up Im smacking the ho.

... and as always Anita you have the facts wrong as it was not Rove that was rapping but rather another performer, but I do agree that his dance moves left a lot to be desired and unfortunately perpetuate the racist propoganda that white folks cant dance, as the truth of the matter is that I got more moves than Jamaica's got mangoes.

gary said...

My ilk is going to kick your ilk's ass.

Anonymous said...

Well if you are itching for a street fight, well lets just say bring it on. As Larry Merchant would say, lets go to the tale of the tape....

Your ilk is comprised of women much like yourself (although not an automatic disqualifer, being a liberal woman is), over the neck sweater wearing professors that will be too busy on summer vacation, unions who will be on lunch break, hippies pinkos commies and various other pansy asses, and inner city blacks who although a strong proponent of the 2nd Amend do not pose a real threat as their markmanship is not quite up to snuff as demonstrated by the numerous innocents killed in driveby shootings during gangland turf wars.

My ilk? Men, Intelligent Conservative Women, the Military, Hunters, and various other badasses such as myself and Rhino. Hell the two of us could take NYC by ourselves.
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I think I like our chances. So when youre feeling froggy...jump.

gary said...

Since we are on opposite coasts it will have to be a battle of wits. Oh, sorry you lose there.

Why do the Republicans always try to portray themselves as the Real Men when, in fact, Karl Rove is probably more typical? Who is the real man--John Kerry, a real war hero, or draft-dodging Bush or Cheney?

Always a bit of over-compensation on the Conservative side? Why is that?

anita said...

“Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt.”

(Robertson Davies)

gary said...

And homosexual panic is the soft underbelly of machismo. - me

Anonymous said...

Whats the matter Anita, dont know any Americans to quote? Traitor!!!

There you go again Gary using homosexuality as a dirty joke. Its ok dude let it out.

... and straight guys dont use the word machismo unless theyre a spic.

... speaking of spics Ill have to remind Rhino to tell the story of the time his brother and friends were "gay bashed".

Rhino-itall said...

Yeah, that was a good one.