Donk Rule #63: Men dont complain about the weather
The next frickin person that I dont know, strike that...the next person no matter who they are that tells me how shitty it is outside, while Im outside -- is getting a punch straight shot to the ovaries.
Donk Rule #4: Men dont comment on another mans clothing
Same goes for the jackasses that ask me "yo dude, wheres your coat?" while Im outside having a smoke -- receives an open hand bitch slap to the mouth.
EE-Aw!!!
9 comments:
i'm quite familiar with this syndrome in men. the 'i'm SO tough that i don't need a coat' phenomenon.
first of all, it's totally transparent. and second of all, i (truly) pity the woman who has to take care of you when you get pneumonia.
Well actually Anita I am THAT tough, but that has nothing to do with it.
I just didnt think it was that cold out today and I was under scaffolding so I didnt need a coat. Im not a big "message" guy... it is what it is with me.
Secondly if its not whiskey induced...I dont get sick.
and one more thing....
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
as a fellow nyc smoker, i agree that it's not cold enough outside to warrant me putting on my overcoat if i'm only going to be out for 5 minutes.
it's not about macho.
in fact, the cold air can be quite refreshing. invigorating even.
nice. thanks.
oh, and i can imagine what "donk rule" nos. 1 through 3 are. not to mention nos. 5 through 62.
hope you'll share them with us one day.
ha. ha ha ...
Regarding the donkfecta... well lets just say Id have to show you those in person
though you didn't ask for them, paraphrased from a classic eyj post, donsk's rules 1-3:
1. no virgins
2. don't let a boyfriend stop you unless he's in close proximity
3. never, ever, ever, ever use a condom.
i always thought that virgins were a good thing ... shows what i know about youse guys.
and come on donsky, with all this talk about hiv ... and the theories thereof ... i figured YOU'd be more sensible than that !!
Guys with colds are babies. Guys with amputated limbs are very stoic. Go figure. Anyway men are impervious to the elements except when they ride motorcycles in the cold, then they will own up to being froze ass mofos.
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