There seems to be an unusual amount of animosity at The Aurora lately so in an effort to ease tensions, I will share with you my all time favorite joke (although I realize that ALL of our liberal readers lack a sense of humor)
A horse walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan
Bartenders says "Hay! Why the long face?"
...and I would kindly ask all of our readers to share their own favorite funnies
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OK, I've got a joke. (I hope that I didn't read it here first.)
A man walks into a bar with a crocodile on a leash. This attracts considerable attention. He announces to the crowd: "For $100 I will put my penis in this crocodile's mouth for one minute and then take it out unharmed."
The crowd takes up a collection and gives him $100. He puts his penis in the crocodile's mouth for one minute, after which he hits the crocodile hard on top of its head. The crocodile opens its mouth and he takes out his penis.
Someone in the audience says that it must be a trick of some kind. He replies that he will give $500 to anyone who can do the same thing.
A blonde at the back of the bar stands up and says, "Ok, but you have to promise not to hit me on the top of my head like that!"
Tension? I didn't notice any tension.
Rhino has agreed to go back on his meds. A nice counselor will help him blog. And remind him to wear flip flops at the Man Gym.
Im stealing that joke.
Of course you didnt Lily.
It was obvious and it was a fact, you know, the things that you ignore. Good luck with that.
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