A few months back I got a call from a client with a stock recommendation. Normally whenever I hear about a "hot tip" I almost always ignore it, (esp. if its from a friend of Rhinos) So as he attempted to give me the details I countered with the blow-off asked for the symbol and said I'd look it up and get back to him. R A C K. Im sold. Didnt matter what they did or who they were, I was buying it no matter what.
Strictly so I would have another excuse to call out nice rack whenever a woman walks by at the office, but more importantly a legal defense in the unlikely event of a lawsuit. The only problem is that Im friendly with all the women at my office, and most consider my lechery a part of my roguish charm. My verbal accostings are usually just met with a simple "thanks Donk". So the nuance of my grand scheme is usually lost.
The stock has done ok, but the joke got old quick...who am I kidding, shit like that never gets old........ NICE RACK.
Speaking of racks at the office, I have to mention the Dream Team that Warlike Rhino and myself had working for us back in the day. Back in the day. There was this girl around the way. They were like a benetton commericial, but with hot strippers.
I write this in honor of the historic reversal from the FDA that will provide enhanced mammalian protruberances through better science for those women that want them. link (brought to our attention by Miss C)
This is not an endorsement of the stock, but The Aurora as always is pro-Rack
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ahhh the dream team days..... good times...... good times......
by the way donkey, i don't know if you or warlike are aware, but the dream team member that i was "closest" with is now off the market. she got married in october to another former co-worker of ours from the place where i originally met you.
so sad.
No racks were in any way harmed during the writing of this post.
Say word Rhino. She got married to a "former co-worker"? Thats scandalous-I think(considering your closeness). Please give me a clue as to who the dude is.
I don't think there will ever be a line up like that working at the same place again. It was very motivational having them around--and of course they loved us!!!
Warlike, I don't think you know the guy. It was at the place where i started with my brother and musk.
She sent me some pics, looks like they had a good time.
"Baaa frickin sheep baaa" All he ever said back then, then again he was always hopped up on e.
That was the guy
Where do I send a gift? Or more importantly get the pictures? I imagine theres some bikini beach honeymoon shots in there.
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