Dirty Love

Anti-War Activists Plan 'Global Orgasm For Peace'
(CBS/AP) SAN FRANCISCO

"Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace. "The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change." By promoting what they hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more positive. "The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part)," Reffell said. "

Ok how the hell could the Donkey have a problem with this, you are probably asking yourself. Well I'll tell you...

This is exactly the naiveté that’s indicative of the liberal mindset. They want world orgasm but don’t care to discuss the dirty (yeah I said dirty, Ill get back to that in a moment) details to achieve it.

The assertion that those who support this war effort do not want peace, are warmongers, and are not “lovers” is flat out wrong and unfair. There is a reality they don’t grasp and that is sometimes you can only achieve “peace through strength” as President Ronald W. Reagan was oft known to say.

I’m pretty far right as are most of the people I associate with, and I think its safe to say that if we all had our druthers…our troops would be home, there would be no more war, and our country would no longer be at risk of further terrorist threats. Unfortunately that’s just not the way it is. Whoever you want to blame, the reality is that this war was started by alqaeda and our involvement in Iraq is directly tied to Saddam’s chest puffing fist pumping defiance of UN resolutions. He dictated our actions, ours did not his.

As I’ve said before if he was bluffing, it was a horrible bluff. We had quad cowboys and he was holding aces over eights and now he’s going to hang by the gallows as a result.

Have mistakes been made? Of course there have, only a fool (read: politician) would say otherwise, but such is the nature of war.

Everybody (even Bush) wants peace, but only the realist understands that it doesn’t always come easy. Once again as President Ronald W. Reagan said in his Freedom Through Sacrifice speech…

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”

How does this apply to the lovers in San Fran? Well I’ll tell you…

...and The Aurora isnt afraid to discuss the details.

Sometimes the best and most satisfying way to achieve world “peace” is not through the lit candles kumbaya Sade mood music in the background type of peacemaking but rather the Bel Biv Devoe old school style of “smack it up, flip it, rub it down”. I’m talking about grabbing your "adversary's" hair slamming them against the wall breaking furniture waking up the neighbors and “peaceing’ the living shit out of each other. Achieving peace is sometimes a sweaty dirty messy and violent business.

Or as Frank Zappa more poetically sang...

I don't need your sweet devotion
An' I don't want your cheap emotion
Whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love
I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

What we are proposing here at the Aurora is that we all participate in conjuction with the 'Global Orgasm For Peace' movement, but we do it our way in support of the troops....and the ultimate goal of VICTORY! So throw back a couple shots of whiskey, crank up some Black Flag (or any speed metal will do) and go to "war" with the "enemy" of your choosing. For "peace", of course...through strength. In leather?

EE-Aw!!!

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