Saturday, November 18, 2006

Cirroc In '08

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I gonna be digested? I don't know, because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think! When I'm courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they're fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing - in the 20 years from March 22nd, 1972, when he first ordered that extra nicotine be put into his product, until February 25th, 1992, when he issued an inter-office memorandum stopping the addition of that nicotine, my client was legally insane. And, for that reason, I ask that you find him.. not guilty. "
Thank you.
Cirroc

8 comments:

anita said...

why is this guy's name 'cirroc' ??

Anonymous said...

Is that a riddle?

anita said...

that's my question ... the name 'cirroc' ... is it a riddle of some sort ?

anita said...

or a play on words ...

Anonymous said...

Its just Cirroc.

Mookie McFly said...

I have the same cell phone as him. Is he related to the guys from the Geico commercial?

PS - Phil Hartman was the best. I'd take Cirroc as my attorney over Lionel Hutz any day of the week.

Favorite Hutz line:
Bart hands him a card that says service in 30 minutes or less or a free yogurt from the Yogurt Shaq. It states No Money Down & has the bar association logo in the corner.

Hutz says (paraphrased because I am too lazy to copy and paste), "No, this is all wrong. This should say: No. Money Down! This Bar association logo shouldn't be here...in fact." He then proceeds to eat the card.

Lily said...

Sadly dear Donkey and co. I am going on vacation to Florida, DC etc. Take care of yourselves around here.

I know, I know. Good riddance hippie. I know.

Rest assured that I will be back to pull your tail in two weeks.

Gotta love Salsa in Coulter Country!

Anonymous said...

We shall strive our best to carry on.

My wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more