Friday, September 08, 2006

Moron Of The Week

What kind of frickin idjit breaks out of prison with FOUR DAYS left on his sentence. Well a big one thats for sure, but an even bigger one shoots four NY State Troopers, killing one (in his defense they probably were acting like dicks). Congratulations Mr Ralph "Bucky" Phillips on making the deal of the century, trading in four days for four consecutive life sentences. Make sure to bring a few extra Run Bucky Run t shirts, as Im sure youll be a big hit at Karaoke State Prison. Enjoy the 15 minutes jackass, I hope it was worth it.

Condoloences to Trooper Joseph Longobardo's family.

4 comments:

anita said...

unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

Apparently they are selling Bucky Burgers upstate. Its a disgrace how we celebrify criminals in this country. I can see the new Fox reality show now...American Hoodlum

Anonymous said...

Maybe they should film them as nasty jail bitches and show the world how cool they really are- let their fifteen minutes of fame be them scrubbing their cell at five am in a jumpsuit. Hes an asshole.

Anonymous said...

And can I say that dick factor aside-anybody that glorifies an escapee cop killer and names anything after him other than dogshit on a boot tip should have their damned head examined. Let them give burger profits to the families, such heartwarming sympathy in this world.