Extra Big Headline With Sugar On Top

Merit has become just a B actor in a piss poor HBO movie. Or is it Tom Skerrit that Im thinking bout. Regardless the point remains (he was excellent in the first Poison Ivy, but not nearly as awesome as a young slutty Drew Barrymore). Take for example the two most recent major motion picture news stories, the leaked Pentagon papers and former President Clinton's staged blow-up.

IRAQ WAR CREATES TERRORISTS

....Well thats no good. Nobody likes terrorists. If thats the case, then all we have to do is retreat from Iraq, right? Then and only then will the bad guys love us. If the headlines are true then it must be so...

IRAQ WAR CREATES TERRORISTS

Problem is that aint all of it. Not the whole picture show.

CLINTON DEFENDS HIS FOREIGN POLICY ON FOX

...Well its about time what did he say? Not much, got angry bout a whole lotta smirking nothing, but he defended his foreign policy. He had one? Not really. Did he defend it? Not really.

CLINTON DEFENDS HIS FOREIGN POLICY ON FOX

Problem is thats none of it.