The Aurora is declaring martial law. We hereby declare August to be Co-Nat'l Hot Dog Month.This is due in part because I still have about seven pounds of Hoffman germans and coneys* in my freezer as well as the fact that Ive gotten into the habit of wishing everyone a Happy Hot Dog Month whenever Ive been involved in a frank transaction.
To celebrate we order all Aurorans to eat a hot dog while watching Hot Dog The Movie during these hundo degree hot dog days of summer.
*note to baby cow loving hippies Hoffman coneys are made with veal.
**click the sugar tits for a sneak peek
4 comments:
I had four today. Dog on!!!!
Dog on indeed Mr Chumly.
I had two gourmet dogs from the Omaha steaks package we just received yesterday...I am obviously not enough of a snob because they still tasted like HD's to me. They were good, but when something says gourmet, I always expect it to either taste like crap or be made of diamonds.
PS - Hot Dog the movie is the most blatant case of false advertising in movies since Naked Lunch (or was it before?)...
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