Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Quickie QuRANTS

Barbara Walters is a racist.

I watched one of my favorite movies when I was a teenager last night. It sucked.

Tough loss for the Mets last night, but did you see the fish celebrate their win. It looked like they just beat the best team in baseball.

Perhaps Kofi should read UN resolution 1559 before he shoots his mouth off regarding the Israel / Hezbollah / Lebanon situation.

Whats wrong with sugar tittied jews?


As Nelly said "Its gettin HOT in huure!"

Visit Cuba before it gets McDonaldized

10 comments:

Rhino-itall said...

what movie?

sugar tittied jews? please explain...

Warlike said...

jew jew beans

anita said...

donsky, thanks for clearing all that up for me.

could the donktacular be implying that baba is racist because she fired star jones? (oh, excuse me, Star Jones Reynolds ... my bad) ...

anita said...

i look forward to these "Quickie QuRANTS" ... they are quite challenging ... like, say, advanced trivial pursuit. or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Shes one of those "I have African-American friends" buts hates black folk hypocritical bigots. Kimmel had a montage of her last night asking every black woman guest if their hair was real which struck me as typical hollywood elitist im not a racist racism.

The movie was Gotcha but I was about 14 and that was during my Ludlum phase.

The Mets are the best team in baseball

Nice whack WL. You were able to insult Donsky and Rhino in one fell swoop.

Thanks Anita Im glad you enjoy but I like to look at my QuRANTS as the Wheel of Fortune to blogdoms Jeopardy.

anita said...

i don't see how the QuRANTS :: Wheel of Fortune ...

anita said...

i.e.,

wheel of fortune (minimal aptitude required, mostly luck) = prize

jeopardy (maximum aptitude, some luck) = prize

QuRANTS (read donkey's brain, luck has no bearing) = no prize

Anonymous said...

Actually Anita you are correct and for your insightful observation The Aurora will be mailing you a no-prize. Congrats!

anita said...

uh. wow. thanks. i'll be keeping my eye out for the mailman.

Mookie McFly said...

Donkey didn't tell Anita that she has to partake in three product offers from the sponsors of the Aurora before she can receive her "no prize".