To: Everybody
From: Me
Subject: Shut Up
Quit yer dang bitching already. If I dont know you, please refrain from sharing your Sherlock Holmes like keen scientific observations with me. Its hot. I get it. Everybody gets it. Misery may indeed love company but I dont, so enough with your wiping of the forehead, the gasping "phews" and the "whews", the shaking of the shirt, and once again....
STOP TELLING ME ITS HOT YA JACKASS
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i just woke up from a nap (or was it that i passed out again from the heat? not sure. but anyway, my sister sent me this from gawker.com:
"My friend's dad works for ConEd - he just called and told her not to ride the subways any more today, as we will likely have a blackout. ConEd is sending all non-essential employees home right now so they can shut down power to their building. From yesterday's heat, Manhattan has 4 feeders out, putting a big strain on the system. He said in his 30 years working there, he's never seen ConEd act like this, especially at 10:30 in the morning. He said not to panic, but not to take a chance if it can be helped - avoid riding the subway if at all possible."
and then my sister wrote:
"there's a footnote in the same item about a rumored attack on the empire state building next wednesday"
great.
but i'm not complaining.
Hey did anyone notice that it's hot outside?
I don't know about global warming but my balls sweat whenever I move...
Donkey, the hottest place in the world is my basement bathroom in the B-Squared. Can't our goverment do anything about me having to sweat while I shit? It's really uncomfortable.
Not that hot here where I live. Rather nice weather.
"I don't know about global warming but my balls sweat whenever I move..."
nice to know.
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are the chances for a terrorist attack higher or lower during a backout?
sorry ... BLACKOUT
not backout.
as if we as humans have never lived with out A/C, but one nice thing is it never gets hot in the Mid East. They have a cool arctic breeze all year, so we should keep bitching about it being 105.
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