Goin Hollywood

It has been brought to The Aurora's attention that Cindy Sheehan (sponsored by those fun lovin' soccer moms Code Pink) is fast timing at ridgemont high until the war is over. Well good for her. I know a thing or two about hunger strikes, as the anniversary approaches of ten brave men in the Long Kesh prison put their political convictions over their own well being seeking political status and to protest the conditions of Catholic prisoners. They died for their cause, and it was an historic moment in the equal rights movement of Northern Ireland.

Does Cindy believe strong enough in hers to do the same? Or is this just another desperate act of a desperate woman to get back on the front pages. Good question, only time will tell.

The Hollywood loons are following suit in typical limousine liberal fashion. Penn, Sarandon, Glover et al are forming a Hunger Strike Relay Team. They are taking turns not eating...FOR A DAY. Thats not fasting, thats indigestion. Essentially they are doing nothing, well besides alleviating their own guilt and catching some free PR.

Here at The Aurora we have decided to start our own protest. Going forward until the likes of the above mentioned hollywood hippies grow a sack of onions, The Aurora will do our part to keep the American farmers and food producers afloat, contrary to the treacherous attempts of the thespiatic anti-foodites. We will not sit idly as The Peoples Republic Of Hollywood tries as they might to destroy the agroeconomics of this fine country.

Henceforth I will be be eating two breakfasts, Rhino two lunches and Warlike two dinners on the first day, then I will eat two lunches the next, Rhino two dinners, and Warlike two breakfasts etcetera etc. We will continue our vigil of gluttony to combat the smugness* of the hybrid car driving private plane flying, famine on Tuesday feast on Thursday crowd. Ive had my eye on the enormous omelet sandwich for some time. Time to wake up with the King baby.

*smug + hybrid concept copywright of South Park