Saturday Day and Night Special

Just got back from the Mets double header, which they split. Mets won the second game with yet another walk off, this time Woodwards sac fly bringing the rook Milledge in. Total time spent at Shea, nine hours and forty five rain soaked minutes. Stay tuned tomorrow for the full recap as Im about to wash down a couple vikes with a shot of Patron and a Corona or two, followed by a polar bear like hibernation until Sunday's first pitch.

I promise it will be filled with sordid tales of slutty back tattoos, annoying children, stereotypical stingy jews, drunken micks (besides me), bigoted italians, giant headed mascots (besides me), a dose of corporate greed/mismanagement and fret you not Aurorans the usual peppering of donkeynanigans. Fun for the whole family. Now excuse me while I pass out.