In the interest of National Security I propose all Kennedy family members (or for that matter any driver with the surname of shame) licenses be revoked immediately. Fine family tradition they got going there. cont'd
In the interest of National Security I propose all Kennedy family members (or for that matter any driver with the surname of shame) licenses be revoked immediately. Fine family tradition they got going there. cont'd
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i heard ted kennedy jr. isn't a drunk. and that, in fact, he's quite the stable fellow.
Yeah, but Anita. Enough. I'm with donkey. We'll let Robert ride his little boat though..
I'm sure this kind of thing happens all the time.(cops taking care of congressmen), but this guy was so wasted he thought he had to go to work at 3am. Ridiculous!
in his defense (don't know why i need to make a defense, but that's neither here nor there): there was a vote scheduled after midnight. so he was just running a little late ...
Or there was a vote at 9 am, so he was just a little early.
We all make mistakes, but the kennedys don't have to pay for theirs. that's the problem.
eh, when it comes to the final reckoning, i think they will get their due. i imagine joe kennedy sr. has probably already gotten his.
i think it's both. hey, he's admitted that he's got bi-polar depression. he admits he's had drug and alcohol problems. he's liked by a lot of people. he's [relatively] modest and self-effacing [when he's not drunk]. but then again, given the above, would he even been able to become a congressman. anyway, i think this country has a love-hate relationship with them. for better or for worse. we see the best of ourselves and the worst of ourselves in them. and we see the tragedy that many of us can either relate to [on one level or another] or be horrified by.
I rather go on a boat ride w/the Beach Boys...The Wilson's have better drugs.
"Or there was a vote at 9 am, so he was just a little early."
Thanks Rhino that was pretty funny. Perhaps he wasn't late or early...Perhaps he was going to pick up some beer before he went to get his gold clubs to whack the girl over the head that he had left buried in the mud after raping. Or maybe and the very best case scenario...he's lying scum.
I just like Kennedy bashing. Its like mac n cheese...fun n easy.
In the fairness of full disclosure I myself as a yute had numerous run-ins with the law resulting in numerous arrests...which resulted in ZERO convictions. Does this make me one of the powerful elite? If so...sweet. Its alrighty being whitey. Or was my Jewish* attorney worth every penny?
*atty wasnt actually jewish, but the stereotype is more effective than my shyster saxon lawyer.
I on the other hand only use a 100% Jewish lawyer...and I have been convicted. So much for stereotypes.
*In fairness to my particular Jewish lawyer, he did get me good deals and got me off entirely a couple of times. I'm not Jesse James but when you are guilty, there is only so much they can do.
Are you making fun of Moxley?
Benjamin: I vote HILARIOUS. As long as nobody is hurt, I always go for hilarious. Well, then there's the three legged dog story which might have involved injury but still, pretty hilarious.
i too have had the pleasure of meeting the great people of a holding cell, and have ridden in the back of a cruiser or two, or three. No convictions, only one overnight stay.
No lawyers necessary, and no convictions.
Thats because they arent allowed to ask your nationality or request to see your green card. Damn lax immigration laws.
If they ask i'll tell them, I'm American. I don't call myself anything else. You know some people who were born here like to say that they're Irish, or Italian, or African, but i'm just American and proud of it.
Now this should be interesting Pat Kennedy has now admitted to driving under the influence. Whether it was alcohol or pharmaceuticals is irrelevant. The warning label for ambien specifically states
What should I avoid while taking Ambien?
• Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities. Ambien will cause drowsiness and may cause dizziness. If you experience drowsiness or dizziness, avoid these activities. Ambien should be taken just before bedtime. You may experience some carryover effects the next day.
• Do not drink alcohol while taking Ambien. Alcohol will increase drowsiness and may increase dizziness while you are taking Ambien, which could be dangerous.
Lock him up.
Both are legal to use. Both are illegal to use while operating a vehicle. Only a Kennedy could come up with the "I wasnt drinking I was just hopped up on goofballs" defense.
it doesn't say that 'driving under the influence of ambien' is illegal.
but, i know for a fact that ambien does not make you stagger ... it barely makes you drowsy for that matter. it's kind of useless.
now lunesta, that's a whole 'nother story.
DWAI / Drugs: Driving While Ability Impaired (by a drug that is not alcohol).
Ive taken ambien as well, and while I agree it doesnt make you stagger you must be more of a junkie than I because when Ive taken it...its been lights out...and I never sleep.
did someone mention pills?
i stand corrected. but then again i don't have a car so i don't keep up with these things.
actually, some medications prescribed for bi-polar disorder actually ARE horse tranquilizers. so that may explain the staggering.
but if patrick kennedy truly suffers from bi-polar disorder, i feel very sorry for him, even if he is a "kennedy" ... that is a very terrible disease / affliction. no one deserves to suffer that way.
Thats a crock. Im not saying theres arent any legitimate psycho babble conditions afflicting our deeply troubled peoples, all Im saying is that back in the day we'd just call him cranky.
Donsk,
Can you buy your horse tranqs at KMart?
oh yeah, sure, el guapohue. people who are just "cranky" have extremely high rates of suicide. i'm cranky and i've never tried to jump off the brooklyn bridge. there is a huge difference there.
Point taken. How about ornery?
that will do.
i wonder if we'll see howard dean doing "snorting" for the camera's while talking about kennedy's addiction the way he did with rush? somehow i doubt it....
Im really tempted to tell one of the funniest stories you'll hear. Its about Pat Kennedy, The Donkey, and an old colleaugue of the Rhino, Warlike and mine who used to go by Murph Dog and an incident roughly ten years ago involving the usual Kennedy staples of sex, drugs, and rock n roll. But I cant.
Its pretty funny though so youll just have to take my word for it.
Murph Dog!!!! hahahahahaha--now thats a funny moniker!!
B Park Warlike...you in?
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