At The Aurora.
In a continued effort to further appease the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, we have decided to add another "guest blogger" as a contributor. I now believe we finally have all bases covered to avoid any potential discrimination lawsuits, and there will be no more hirings within the immediate future although as a non-union shop we reserve the right to shitcan whoever whenever. So in the interest of Affirmative Action at The Aurora we will disclose a statistical breakdown of all non-paid employees:
Oppressive Grumpy Honky: Check
Follically Challenged Argumentative Mexican: Check
Colored-American: Check
and now finally...
Chick-American: Check
Let's hope she doesnt bring the Avian Flu to the Aurora.
Welcome aboard Anita.
9 comments:
Welcome to the jungle Anita. I hope your comfortable amongst the animals here.
Thanks Aurorans! I am truly honored to be the Token Chick here in the new, Equal-Opportunity Auroran Jungle. As requested, I've tossed my union card out the door, but other than that, I feel totally uncompromised !!!
OK now I have truly seen it all over here. Enjoy. Better you than me, I say.
I didn't know you had somebody follically challenged. Well, you maybe implied it somewhere in the web of lies.
Who knows. Good luck, Anita.
All along I was just here for Warlike.
Lily. Stay tuned. I think this is a good thing.
Anita- in all seriousness, do your thing and have fun. You know where to find us.
Just please don't date them. Except for Warlike. You can salsa things up with him Shakira style.
Hey where is the mascot of the week or will everyone be on good behavior now?
Lily: What? No dating among Aurorans?!?!?!?!? I'm outta here. I'm only here for Rhino you know!!
Gadfly: No need to change your behavoir on my behalf!! And, come to think of it, I might keep my eyes out for a nice "Anita Mascot" ... there was this really great photo of Johnny Depp on The Fat Lady Sing's website awhile ago ... I might ask her if I can borrow that.
Get out Anita...while you still have your soul (and less importantly, your dignity!)
Believe me Gadfly, my soul and dignity have been put to far greater tests that this.
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