Fret you not my fellow conservative Aurorans, I know Ive been on an anti-admin tear lately but I have not forsaken you. Im in the process of writing a scathing expose on the brain washing effects of the patchouli fragrance coupled with hypnotic multi colored tie-dyed hemp clothing and the ill anti-American effect that it has had on our Country. Start running now hippies!
EE-Aw!!!
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I hate to admit it but I used to wear patchouli but the whole time I still used deoderant. That is until I realized that the patchouli was counteracting the deoderant. Constantly smelling like BO while wearing deoderant seemed like a waste so I gave up on patchouli and started paying taxes...coincidentally I stopped wearing skirts around the same time. I don't miss patchouli but I sure do miss the freedom of a pretty hippie skirt on a warm July day.
Donkey is secretly a big fan of Hair...that's right, the musical about freedom loving hippies!
I admit NOTHING!!!
real patchouli wearers never wear deodorant ... didn't you know that? or was that your point.
I heard he's a fan of HIS hair.
and I heard it here.
He's hairy high and low...don't ask me why, don't know.
I think only selfish people smell awful in the name of nature and expect everyone else to deal. Screw that. I will never go all natural. I also do not allow hippies to funk up my vehicle so the leather smells for days either.
But as long as people do not infringe on me, live and let live. I'm not sure why I should give a damn what kind of fabric people wear or their multi-colored t shirts. Clothing and image are just a way for people to feel a sense of community and belonging. Power to you if you need that.
I only wear velvet now weekends...I rock burlap at work.
I cant believe everyone let the whole "useta wear a skirt" thing pass. I let it go because Ive personally been beating him up for years about it...and at the time of his "confusion" the Fly was one of my best beer delivery guys I had.
...and strictly off the record its been alleged that I have been known to wear a kilt to black tie events, but I deny all charges.
I see you have changed my category to The Lone Gunmen. Shouldn't that be singular?
Gary, Gary, Gary...Don't you have a grammar rodeo to go to? You'll be lucky if it isn't changed to something worse than Bueller now!
For the record, wearing a skirt was totally gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) but it was w/the best of intentions. Back then I was a notorious hound of the ladies...and well the hippie ones in particular. Like how promiscuous babes (ho is merely short for honey) dig the long ball, hippie chicks dug guys in skirts.
Ok sorry i've actually been working today so i couldn't keep up. But here i go:
1. Fly = skirt wearing fag! This confirms many things i suspected about you, and explains much of your sensitivity.
2. Donkey is a fan of his hair, AND has also worn a skirt to a black tie event! I know, i was there! call it a kilt or a dress or whatever, but it's a catholic school girl uniform if i ever saw one! Oh and by the way, he was accompanied by a few other skirt wearing dudes, so i just called them fags all night!
3. Gary, you are correct, it should be singular.
4. lily you didn't say anything to make fun of, so you're a commie.
5. Anita, i didn't want to leave you out. how are you today? i miss you.
And I grew to really like wearing skirts. It's never made any sense to me that woman get to wear them and we don't...I mean, our boys like to breathe...we don't make chicks cover their mammalian protruberences with pants. I will lose this battle but if you never wore a skirt, you should check it out. Something long and loose. I gotta tell ya, it can't be beat!
Fly, at least pretend you are embarrassed or ashamed. I mean can't you just say you were young, and you needed the money?
More importantly, how would you know if the boys like to breathe? you obviously don't have any!
Rhino if I'm a fag then you are definitely a flaming peacock (not that there's anything wrong with that). You couldn't pull of the skirt because it's so hard for you to look or even seem manly...back to the gym with you and work on those man boobs!
My sensitivity is born from being so loved by woman. They have made me a better man...peace out sucka fool! Mets game on in 1 hour so I have to get some work done!
how do you guys walk around with those things??????
there's no shame in my game and I'll always be the same...Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have...You want to diss the Fifer but you still don't know the half.
Anita, that's the point! if you have any, you have to keep them harnessed, away from potential trouble!
You certainly can't wear a skirt!
Oh and how does fly know that donkey is hairy down low?
Oh man i'm grossing myself out!
The Grand Havana Room right? Good times.
Listen Rhino I dont give you crap when you wear your sombrero and poncho. Respect my heritage.
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!!
or our TARTAN!!!
ewwww ...
but truth be told, fly was seemed to indicate he was pretty knowledgeable on the 'girth' issue a couple of posts back. so ...
right?
(what's up with that insect, anyway ... is he gender dysphoric?)
i thought tartans were scottish, not irish.
uh oh, i didn't notice the girth issue, or maybe i just blocked it out.
i don't really want to talk about these skirt wearers anymore, i just wish they would stay in the closet with the coats and stuff.
scottish, irish, whatever. Either way, the english DID take their freedom. AND their tartan (whatever that is)
You'll rue those words when we put that wall up and youll have to go back to swimming the Rio Grande to visit your family.
Tartans are Scottish
But Scottish are Irish spawn
so therefore...
Actually Rhino Ireland is one of the few countries that the Brits were never able to completley conquer and colonize.
Anyways...how did that whole Spanish Armada thing work out for you spics? My bad. Sorry to hear that.
Actually the Irish fought for their freedom and won. The English being the double crossing bastards that they are, lied and cheated the country of Ireland from being whole...they are still busy doing it today.
Back to skirts since you're homophobic (probably a petterass), I will continue...I'm not saying to play basketball in a skirt...but if you are lounging around, listening to music and sipping a cold one, skirts are more practical than pants/jeans on a hot day...that's all I was saying. Protecting the boys in other circumstances is very important. In fact, I'm thinking of getting a custom made jock strap. They just don't make one big enough! Gross! I'll stop now...and Rhino, don't rush home and try on the mini skirt that you bought at lunch when this topic began. No one wants to see your junk...return it and get something froo froo & frilly, like your personality.
Lets Go Mets!!!
What's petterass?
Watch the Big Lebowski...In the movie it's a sexual predator but in a bad way...
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