Thursday, April 06, 2006

Hillary ... Shes My Brother

Jesus is just alright with me, but hes really really really alright with Hillary. Shes mentioned Hay Zeus (shake it like a polaroid picture...hey yeah!) three times in the last month and in every instance implied that the Republicans would prosecute, persecute and imprison him. Basically they would treat him in every unpleasant way they could just short of nailing him to a cross. That would be asinine enough, but she takes it a step further by comparing herself and her policies to the Nazarene. This broad is frickin crazy. She is taking pandering to a new level. Wonder if she'll use that same schtick in Crown Heights. Or maybe she was just talking about her gardener Jesus Gomez in Chappaqua. pussiliency is wrong


"So um uh what made you get into carpentry
Id have to say Jesus"

5 comments:

Rhino-itall said...

holy shit that's funny. but what's really funny is that the main stream media isn't calling her a religous zealot, and what about mixing church and state and whatever i was hearing when Bush said jesus was his favorite philosopher?

Lily said...

Separationists don't make distinctions about who you can admire philosophically or what a person practices. It refers simply to preferential use of resources that belong to the public. Bush can practice Wicca, Hillary can be an ordained priestess...has nothing to do with the law. The law refers to the use of a "resource" (money, physical, capital,etc.) and "preferential action" (display of ten commandments, christmas)
with the use of that resource. It can be construed as endorsement, the exception being what is considered a "ceremonial exclusion" that has been upheld for such uses as the Pledge, currency, and certain ceremonies like oaths of office.

Really, its not very hard to understand. Talking about Jesus, saying Merry Christmas, etc. do not pertain to the law as they are personal vs. state sanctioned applications.

Did Hillary inscribe "Jesus Rocks" on a public building? No. So your point is....what? To try to paint unrelated acts as hypocrisy?

The distinctions are very simple. Inflammatory language like "war on Christmas' just reveals ignorance of law. Again: Public resource, preferential regard. Those are the conditions. Make a flash card.

Mookie McFly said...

I think what really got people's attention was that Bush said he speaks to God directly and that God speaks back...Hillary would schill Jesus, Gonesh, Buddha, Allah, and any other deity to get some play.

Neither Bush or Hillary could sculpt a Hopi wedding altar from one single block of wood though could they?

Anonymous said...

Did you even read the post? Or are you so programmed to rebut with your regurgitations you dont even know when youre full of crap anymore?

Try to stay on topic.

Lily's response is exactly why women shouldnt vote

Anonymous said...

I personally wish Hilary would just go away.