Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Dont Be Silly Part II

Hopefully this doesnt become an annual tradition (thank Gilbert Godfrey for 1 yr contracts), but once again I will call for the head of Victor Zambrano, and will continue to do so after every start. The guy flat out sucks, and is another glaring example of the weakness in Willie's managing style. Trachsel has been a horse for the Mets eating innings up (like I eat spuds) the last few years and Willie disparages him by placing VZ ahead of him. Aint nutting wrong with cutting dead weight.

Im not even gonna get into the Zeppelin trade but I will add on the topic of horrible trades that it seems Jorge Julio must have gotten confused by the old "Chicks dig the long ball" Nike commercial...hey JJ I'll translate it for you...Women enjoy the company of men that hit home runs, not hack relievers that serve up dinger inducing meatballs. Plus Anna Benson was hot in that backwoods $5 dollar lap dance skank kind of way, and If you know one thing about me...Im a fin for skin kind of donkey.

EE-Aw!!!

LETS GO METS

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear there's even a club in Vegas now called that: FinSkin Donkey Gentlemen's Club.

Rhino-itall said...

And i hear that the bensons are splitsville too, so they dumped him because his wife is a whore, and now she's not his wife.

Mookie McFly said...

No, they are getting back together before there was ever a divorce. I guess Kris realized his career won't last forever and Anna's got more money in her two mamallian protruberences than he has in his right arm.

Zambrano does suck and once again Randolph shows that he is an idiot...last week he said Zambrano's got more talent and upside than Trachs and that's why Trach's is in the fifth bitch spot in the rotation. Has Willie watched Mets games ever?

Mr Accountable said...

I'm pretty sure that the only thing protecting Zambrano now is a bunch of heavy metal guys sitting around and saying "Protect the Zombie's Honor!" "Protect the Zombie's Honor!" Cracking themselves up Beavis and Butthead stylee.

I should actually know more aboutthis.

Mookie McFly said...

Who is that guy Pnutz from the comment section of the last Zambrano post? He sounds hot!