Who the hell are you winking at fruitcake? Im changing the rules at The Aurora. Potty mouthery will now be tolerated, however the use of emoticons will be strictly prohibited...continued use will result in the permanent banishment to the chick blog "The Boot"
Oh, I like SO love reading the Boot! Its like watching Moonlighting to see if stupid Cybil and Bruce will make out. She's all like 'screw you rhino' and he's all like 'don't diss my public beaches'and she's like'don't mock my black father' and he's like 'dress up like a cheerleader' then the cat and a few other people come in, get scared, and leave. The Boot rocks!
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Who the hell are you winking at fruitcake? Im changing the rules at The Aurora. Potty mouthery will now be tolerated, however the use of emoticons will be strictly prohibited...continued use will result in the permanent banishment to the chick blog "The Boot"
and one last thing...Shakira wants me!
well i certainly wasn't winking at you stupid.
Shakira wants you.... to go away
Muy Caliente!!
Rhinot-atall has also taken up saying LOL & BRB...And Shakira doesn't want any of you...Why go to the rest when you already have had the best.
i know lol, but what is brb?
Be right back...
Take your time Fly. No hurries.
where the hell are you going man? i just asked you a question.
Oh, I like SO love reading the Boot! Its like watching Moonlighting to see if stupid Cybil and Bruce will make out. She's all like 'screw you rhino' and he's all like 'don't diss my public beaches'and she's like'don't mock my black father' and he's like 'dress up like a cheerleader' then the cat and a few other people come in, get scared, and leave. The Boot rocks!
BRB means be right back...sorry, I know you guys get confused easily. I love you in spite of that.
Love in a purely heterosexual kinda way of course. ;)
Emoticons are so gay.
You know what I mean...the way a man loves another man? Do you like Gladiator movies? Turkish Baths? Tommy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Aw how adorable..
BBFNR means Bye Bye for now rhinoculous
pffag= pretty fly for a gadfly
cofcbah=come over for cheap beer and hookers
wwall= will whine about liberals later
lahisot= liberals are hot in spite of themselves
Oh yeah- whats with the conspicuous flameburst in front of her? Tryin to start a brush fire? Re enact the pyrotechnics of the Great White concert?
Are you trying to barbecue Shakira?
Im pretty sure she waxes, being from Brazil and all. Oh, you said brush fire. Nevermind.
I think I see the revered image of Al Franken in the flames...
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