Thursday, March 30, 2006

Jail Time for Illegals?

That's right, cross the border illegally and you get a prison term. The police are aided by the military, and when they catch you, they'll throw you into over crowded prisons that are the subject of numerous human rights violations.

The southern border of the U.S.? No, the southern border of MEXICO!
That's right kids, if you come to Mexico illegally from Guatemala, just looking for work, trying to contribute to the economy, doing the jobs that the Mexicans will not do, you will be sent to jail. Do not pass go, Do not collect a green card.

So we are being lectured by a failed Mexican regime, who passes out pamphlets with instructions on how to break our laws and enter our country illegally, and they are themselves prosecuting and detaining and deporting illegals in their own county.

Read it here............... and here

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

hold on a second... there are jobs that a Mexican won't do?

Rhino-itall said...

There are no jobs that a mexican won't do just like there are no jobs that an american won't do.
So if the illegal immigrants from mexico can use that as a justification, i'm thinking the illegals from guatemala can do the same.

Anonymous said...

So let's build the damn wall around Mexico, make the Mexicans do the jobs that they won't do and the Americans do the jobs that we won't do...and then let's go into damned Canada to fill in the gaps by having Americans do the jobs that Canadians won't do. Problem solved.

And if we displace a few Canadians, well hey, they can just club more seals.

Rhino-itall said...

getlive, to put it as plainly as i can, there are NO jobs that Americans won't do. When i say Americans, i mean American citizens. If they're "off the books" it's because the employer is abusing the system and paying someone (immigrant or citizen) without reporting it, and without paying payroll taxes/insurance/soc.sec etc.
either way, i will say it again, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A JOB AMERICANS WON'T DO.

Rhino-itall said...

I like the way you think BITCH! Fuck those damn Canadians!

Rhino-itall said...

well, lets see. i used to carry 90lb cement forms on my shoulder in and out of foundation holes, i used to tar those foundations wearing dish washing gloves. I once was a dishwasher at The Trolley Barn in hampton bays,(worst job ever) I put up pools, i did framing, i carried roof shingles up too the roof of three story houses... in Pennsylvania of all places!
You worked for years behind a deli counter, are you some sort of deli snob?
If i needed the money, i would pretty much work anywhere.

Yukkione said...

Thanks for pointing out another example mexican hypocracy.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap! This is a first. I agree with everything thats been said.

Invade Mexico....CHECK

Invade Canada.....CHECK

Like the Rhino Ive done just about every shit job imaginable...stockboy, landscaper, brickie, deli guy, janitor, dishwasher, ladiesman, swashbuckler, barback, painter, archeologist, and now semi-professional blogger EGADS!!!

I used to work with a bunch of Guatamalans and they essentially told me the same thing as this post. America was the easy part, getting past Mex was the tricky part.

I havent worked at Mickey D's, but I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Rhino-itall said...

getlive, i wouldn't work there now, because now i play tennis, i race cars, and i fondle women...... but i have weekends off and i'm my own boss!

Rhino-itall said...

That's fine getlive, i also respect hardworking people, but that doesn't mean Americans wouldn't do the job, or work as hard. The truth is, the employers don't hire Americans because Americans would have to make at least minimum wage, plus employers would have to pay taxes etc. So they bypass the laws and hire illegals for pennies.

Anonymous said...

Rhino- did you do my shingles?

Small world.

Mookie McFly said...

Just to clarify this for the ladies as Donk is too humble and bashful to say it himself...but the D in Donkeyhue stands for diamonds.

I did work at McDonalds and the truth is it sucked. But they don't hire illegals(meaning they have no working visa or green card)anyway so I don't know what you are talking about...and this might get me in hot water w/the WL but that's why everyone there is black (overexaggeration for emphasis) This backs up Rhino's assertion that there really aren't any jobs that Americans won't do...

Also as far as the Mexican govt', they aren't just passing out pamphlets. They have hired a PR agency and are playing radio commercials in the western states instructing illegals on how to break the law and create lawsuits. They are treading on thin ice as there is already a lot of hostility in Cali, Texas, etc. over this issue. There is a song by Charlie Daniels that describes what happens when Americans unite on an issue...and it ain't pretty for our foes.

"So you never did think that you ever would see it again...in America did ya'. You never did think that we'd all get together again. Well we damn sure proved you. Well, we're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again...in America. And you never did think that we'd all get together again."

Rhino-itall said...

i might have done your shingles if you lived in Pennsylvania in 1991.
I might have done your foundation if you had a house built on long island in the summer of '87 or '88. I might have done the framing if you had it built in '89.

Yes Benjamin, lets do away with the socailist policy of a minimum wage!! Finally someone who understands!

Anonymous said...

Is my name Michael Diamonds? Nah my name is Clarence.

Rhino-itall said...

you know getlive, i'm glad you're hanging at the aurora because you're going to get an education here.

minimum wage is socialist program.

Anonymous said...

...and a possible STD, so wear protection.

Mookie McFly said...

Yes, we can get rid of the minimum wage...when monkeys fly out of my butt, get jobs legally and are paid adequately for their work. How do you suggest that we as a society regulate "fair pay" without a minimum wage...and why do illegals and minimum wages have to go together. If we didn't have an immigrant problem, minimum wages wouldn't be a problem. They would be what they are designed to be...fair pay for an equivalent level of work. It just so happens that one killed the other. Minimum wages didn't create the immigrant problem. Prosperity and a wealth of job oppurtunities created the immigration problem. Would you do away with prosperity as well?

Rhino-itall said...

getlive, i find your lack of faith disturbing.

I will now check you into my teams bench and when you go over the boards my teamates will pound on you and smack you with their sticks.

Rhino-itall said...

fly, what about the free market? You would do away with it? why the need for a minimum wage? do you know when we started the minimum wage? do you know how it affects employment?

Rarely do economists agree on any given issue. But here, however, almost all economists agree: Minimum wage hikes destroy jobs. And they hurt the very people that they are supposed to help, women, minorities and young people.

Minimum wage is a political tool that was created by one of the worst presidents in the history of this country(fdr) and it has failed like the rest of his socialist ideas.

Mookie McFly said...

Good thanks for answering my question...with another question. I understand why you think it's bad & why you think it's socialist...but how do you propose to regulate fair wages? What would happen if McDonald's decided to pay all of their employees below the rate? No one could say boo and the people who work there would be out of luck as they are already at the lowest rung on the ladder. It's just an example...maybe there is an alternative but you haven't given it to me yet. Just doing away with it summarily isn't really realistic or fair.

Anonymous said...

I think the argument could be made that at the 'low rung' mcjobs wages would actually increase. Im not smart enough to make that argument, but it could be made none the less.

Anonymous said...

...but you should look at your own question and try to answer it. In a free market, if mcd's drops wages, workers are free to go elsewhere as noone is holding a gun to their heads to flip big macs and if their is no demand for employment at mcds mcds would then be forced by the nature of economics to raise wages to attract employees to their vag oil fry franchise

Anonymous said...

back to the topic at hand...

Once again the media tries to sway the issue. One that is for immigration reform isnt by nature automatically anti-mexican or anti-immigration (although I am an admitted anti-canuckite) as is portrayed, and I get a kick out of the constant point that is made that we are nation of immigrants. First off we are a nation of settlers and conquerors (which rhino did a great post on months back) and secondly yes our growth was enhanced by immigration but by legal immigration. Big frickin difference.

Mr President put up that wall!

Mookie McFly said...

Okay, that's what I meant by a logical answer. I really didn't see how but I guess if McDonald's couldn't just pay out a minimum wage and more Mom & Pops opened, paying better, than they would have to compete for employees more. But that is expecting a lot to happen before it would actually work out for the lower rung job holders. There would have to be other jobs that led them away. By getting rid of minimum wage, would alternative jobs be created? I don't know but it sounds kind of dangerous to assume that it would work our that way and that companies wouldn't just take advantage of paying their employees less...providing less opportunities & less benefits. As bad as McDonald's might be for the environment and as far as being a mind numbingly boring job...they do employ a lot of people and give them a chance to advance.

Anonymous said...

did someone say enviroment? who let the tree hugger into the party?

and whos to say it has to be another burger joint. I worked landscaping as a teen because it paid more than flipping burgers. the work was harder and the hours longer but back then it was all about the hamiltons baby. and I drop hamiltons like aaron burr.

Mookie McFly said...

I like dead presidents too...but isn't it really all about the Bejamins. Actually if it was still in circulation, it'd really still be all about the Woodrow's. Yeah Baby!

Sorry for the prolonged tangent on minimum wage, just thought it was interesting...I agree, build that damn wall. Deport Celine Dion and her kind then let's call it a day.

Rhino-itall said...

Let me deal with the fly first.

Fly asks, "how would you regulate fair wages?"

I wouldn't! that is the point. the free market would do it all by itself.


Now lily, same arguement except that i would argue that the minimum wage NEVER worked. It might have helped the few who recieved a higher wage, but it hurt the many who got nothing as a result.

I also disagree with your argument on the trade imbalance, again the free market would work it all out if it was allowed to. If china is sending cheap goods here, then that means someone is importing that crap, someone here is selling that crap, paying taxes on it here etc. in turn, someone here is fixing it, and someone here could produce a competitive product to get that business if it was feasible.

Anonymous said...

Yawn. You're fucking wrong but I took another pill and despite being able to kick your ass even drowsy, I'm not going to. Besides, I was giving the reason that an advisor to your beloved Sanitorium used. Who I know very, very, well.

Rhino-itall said...

kick my ass? i don't think so. if you're scared just say you're scared, don't use you're crack habit as an excuse.

Mookie McFly said...

Well, I was sort of defending that it didn't create or prolong the immigration problem. I just thought it has nothing to do with it in the sense that illegal aliens don't work at McDonalds or anywhere offering minimum or maximum wages. I am starting to see how it is all cyclical though...but not totally because then I'd have to agree that free trade is a good thing by these standards...and I'm more of an isolationist small government kind of guy...Okay, attack Rhino.

Anonymous said...

Fly don't buy into Rhino's argument. The fact is that the minimum wage is a subsidy to commie China. Thats the reason against it. Don't trouble yourself with his hippie spin. He is spitting on Reagan with this crap.

Mookie McFly said...

You gave me the good laugh on the day, DB. The one that comes right from your stomach and curls your lips into a grin. Teeth and all...you know he'll have to kill you now. Don't mess with Reagan. I'm not even supposed to speak 9aka type)his name. From way back during the birth of the Aurora, I mentioned that I think Reagan was the man...it irked them to no end that someone like me would share a political hero w/them. You must be for Reagan and police brutality around these parts...

Mookie McFly said...

Hip Hip...hey, wait a minute. You almost got me there dude.

Anonymous said...

Well then how bout for OPP...

Hip

Hop

Hooray!

SacramentoVoice said...

the standered of living you get in America making minimum wage is great, compared to the way many folks in the world live, i mean just look at how many cars some of the minimum wage workers have in their yard.

Anonymous said...

You mean the ones on blocks or the ones that actually run? Regardless...net worth or salary no longer equates to standard of living. As a nation we live beyond our means and debt is our teet that we suck on.

How many homeless people have you seen wearing the newest air jordans?

Exactly

As the Chappelle skit about the Nigger Family summed up...

Theres rich

And then theres nigger rich

Anonymous said...

Fly- Don't be their bitch, Rhino confuses Reagan with Carter. Reagan did not formulate his own economic policy. Yet when you quote the ideas of someone who advised that administration he gets all puss-plussed.

He probably liked Milli Vanilli too.

Rhino-itall said...

i LOVED milli vanilli, and amnesty for illegals in '86 was Reagans only major mistake of his presidency. nobody's perfect. well i mean except me.

Anonymous said...

If I was bush rich Id be a happy man. Actually strike that, Id prefer to be brazilian waxed rich

Rhino-itall said...

Money talk is very erotic.

Reagan could have done a lot of things if he had a friendly congress. Still, the tax cuts he forced through were pretty amazing, and of course very effective.

Rhino-itall said...

Ummm yeah, well he's not my man. I voted for him the first time because he talked a good game, i voted for him the second time because i would NEVER vote for a pussillient pussologist, winter soldier traitor like john kerry!!!! Also, i knew there would be at least one supreme court seat opening up, and i was afraid of getting another ginsburg. We almost got another souter (h.myers) but luckily the few conservatives we have in government didn't puss out.

Mookie McFly said...

Having sex with congress is redundant...like eating a hot hot dog with spicy mustard. Don't even get me started.

PS - I love police beatings and the Great Communicator. It still doesn't make me anyone's bitch...perhaps acquaintance but not bitch.

Anonymous said...

..but everyone knows you be blackjacks bitch

Rhino-itall said...

Yeah fly, you are our poetry bitch at the very least!

Anonymous said...

Well who doesn't love a good beating? Goes without saying.