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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Set Your Stopwatch...
This should be fun. Lets see how fast the "not liberal" media that refused to show the Danish cartoons out of decency concerns, jump all over the newly released Abu Ghraib pictures.
You don't have to apologize...I've only ever slept with one virgin & I beleive he was me. Besides, my anis is still virginal and that is more than Rhino and his Man Gym buddies can say...
Gary, do you know how to circumcize a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the teeth...or Rhino.
You should be a muslim...they're all about the virgins...and I did sleep with one once...the first time for me and her. It wasn't all that great. I have more fun now...To take things to the lowest common denominator, I will say this: Dirty Sex Good - my newest favorite band name!
Rhino is still a virgin too and this might go against the comment policy but I have to see what you guys think. Rhino says that he has had a male penile instrument penetrate him but since the other dude didn't finish the deed (hint hint nudge nudge) that it doesn't count and he still considers himself a virgin...I disagree, I think he got F&%#*@.
And you told me to abstain from potty mouthery? I'm getting quite an education here, I feel like I'm a kid again, trying to read Emily Dickinson while my brother and his friends smack each other with towels around the pool yelling "queerbag" at each other and "Yeah, your mother liked it last night" and "I can play Ironman on my guitar" blah blah blah. Eventually they would remember me tanning there and say "Is your bitch sister old enough yet?" "She probably masturbates to Duran Duran and Menudo" Yeah, Hilarious.
These guys actually detailed their cars together...how ambiguously sexual is that????
This should be fun. 
17 comments:
What's a virgin?
your wife before i met her.
and if your wife reads this blog, let me apologize to her right now, but it's really you're own fault, you left it wide open for me.
Which reminds me of the definition of an Italian virgin: any girl who can run faster than her brothers.
i'm still a virgin...i don't find this post funny.
i'm telling Muhammad on your ass!
I've seen the new photos and obviously they are not indecent--they put black rectangles over the penises of the naked men being tortured.
You don't have to apologize...I've only ever slept with one virgin & I beleive he was me. Besides, my anis is still virginal and that is more than Rhino and his Man Gym buddies can say...
Gary, do you know how to circumcize a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the teeth...or Rhino.
i like virgins.....if they're hot. i'm very shallow.
You should be a muslim...they're all about the virgins...and I did sleep with one once...the first time for me and her. It wasn't all that great. I have more fun now...To take things to the lowest common denominator, I will say this: Dirty Sex Good - my newest favorite band name!
We need a new hobby. I'm still a virgin too.
Rhino is still a virgin too and this might go against the comment policy but I have to see what you guys think. Rhino says that he has had a male penile instrument penetrate him but since the other dude didn't finish the deed (hint hint nudge nudge) that it doesn't count and he still considers himself a virgin...I disagree, I think he got F&%#*@.
So one time, at band camp, Rhino...
yeah but if you only try it once that doesn't make you gay....
no no, Donkey had it right, it's as long as you don't get hard. that's doesn't make you gay...
Well, i was young..... and i needed the money. What's fly's excuse?
And you told me to abstain from potty mouthery? I'm getting quite an education here, I feel like I'm a kid again, trying to read Emily Dickinson while my brother and his friends smack each other with towels around the pool yelling "queerbag" at each other and "Yeah, your mother liked it last night" and "I can play Ironman on my guitar" blah blah blah. Eventually they would remember me tanning there and say "Is your bitch sister old enough yet?" "She probably masturbates to Duran Duran and Menudo" Yeah, Hilarious.
These guys actually detailed their cars together...how ambiguously sexual is that????
ummm lily i don't think we can allow your dirty talk on our blog..............so maybe you should just call me directly with it;)
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