Nigger Irish

Ok now that I have your attention, what I actually meant to say was dirty nigger shanty town potato eating, drunk driving, wife beating, mistress killing, papist, drunk alcoholic, donkey, paddy, mick, bog jumping, narrowback, fighting irish fenian bastard. Did I mention DRUNK. Ok before all my Irish readers start doing shots of whiskey and getting their beer muscles all pumped up I have to tell you that I am Irish, so its OK. If we have learned anything from the Michael Steele episode in my prior post it is that it is fine to say hateful mean spirited things if you are just "stating the obvious" and you are of the same ilk as your victim. Obvious things like how my fellow Irish American Teddy Kennedy killed a woman after drunk driving off a bridge. Or well hell to save space choose your favorite alcoholic raping cheating lying Kennedy story ... you get my drift . Or how the self hating "Uncle Liam" Clinton (nee Blythe) was a filthy cheating lying scalawag. What African Americans didnt realize was when he said he was the first "black president" he wasnt talkin bout bein no negro but referencing his Black Irishness. See I am an Irish-American and I am damn proud of it henceforth my name, Donkeyhue ...I hope people that dont read me or have a sense of my political leanings think it is an endorsement of the Democratic Party because that would be an insult to all asskind. Donkey is and was a slur. But as Condoleeza Rice said when called a "house nigga"....and Im paraphrasing her here...."Words mean nothing to me. I dont need someone lecturing me on my blackness" I feel the same way. Call me what you will but dont call me late for drinks (drumroll) Its a tragic tragic shame that the democratic party insists on continuing to divide America with their hateful destructive rhetoric and even more of a shame that they have an audience. For the record I am drunk while writing this.

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