Tuesday, November 29, 2005

I Dont Like You Because Youre Dangerous

Say it aint so Mav, somewhere the Goose is rolling in his grave. This is what politics is all about and make no bones about it the shade falls on both sides of the tree. The DEMS will use this to great effect to portray the GOP's as big business corporate whores, and they will be right. However I want you to pay close attention to the reform that comes out of this, very close attention. If there is any at all it will be like the fluff you put on your peanut butter sandwich, and the reason is that both parties benefit from the graft that their political clout affords them whether its Cunningham in a Rolls, Kennedy being flown out west for a ski trip on Patagonia Inc's dime, Hillary stealing the furniture from the Blanco Casa, Pataki flying first class on taxpayers dinero to the islands, Freddy Ferrer running up debt to be paid by taxpayers for his failed mayoral run, Newt's sweetheart book deal from Newscorp while still Speaker, the list goes on and on and that is why there will be no change. Youre telling me we have politicians that have force fed an unnecessarily beefed up Patriot Act on the citizens of this country enabling Big Bro to monitor our emails, phone calls, personal banking records etc etcetera and they have no way to tell if a local congressman is cashing million dollar checks and driving around in a RR Phantom costing five times his annual salary. The system is broke and the repairman doesnt get paid if it aint, so why would they do anything about it. They are all crooks, crackpots and charlatans and once again I call for the need for the people to revolt and throw every last fucking one of them on their ears and start over. The revolution will be televised, but only during sweeps week. Thats right Ice...Man. I am donkeyrous. EE-Aw!!


(please limit your Kenny Loggins references in the comment section im still in shock over the recent RnR HoF scandal)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

caribou, speechless, less caribou. lol
-haether

Mookie McFly said...

Did you ever see the movie "Sleep with Me"? Well according to that movie, and Quentin Tarrantino, "Top Gun" is in fact a metaphor for gay intercourse...For example all movie Tom (gay, not that there is anything wrong with that) Cruise's character is totally uninterested in the leading lady...until she rides up dresses like a man on a motorcycle. Think about it and in the meantime, follow my tailfeather? By the by, just so I don't get accused of going off on a tangent which I am want to do; Politicians are greedy SOB's.

Rhino-itall said...

hey fly, what the hell are you talking about? did you see the movie? the very begining has tom (gay) cruise following the chick into the bathroom trying to bang her on the counter. and she never rode a motorcycle either. yo maybe you're thinking of the gay porn version.TOP BUNS if there is one i mean, i wouldn't know anything about that, not that there's anything wrong with that but i certainly am just guessing that there is one.... i gotta go

Anonymous said...

Doesnt everybody oil up before they engage in a friendly game of skins vs skins beach volleyball?

Mookie McFly said...

Yeah and wasn't that scene Rhino mentioned shot from behind ?(I'm trying to keep it clean Donkey)...

Rhino-itall said...

oiled up skins versus skins all male volleyball.... where is espn 8 "the ocho"? are you telling me this wouldn't be big seller?