Wednesday, November 02, 2005

A Dark Delicious Cookie Is A Horrible Thing To Waste

Imagine if the The Young Republicans started throwing pineapples at Barack Obama. Imagine the outrage. Imagine if the members of the NRA started throwing Jerry Curl at Chuck Rangel. Imagine the outrage. Imagine if your local National Association for the Advancement of White People chapter started throwing fried chicken at Kweisi Mfume. Imagine the outrage. Imagine all the people living life in peace (just threw that one in to keep you awake) I think you get my point that the outrage would be outrageous. Constant media coverage, boycotts, sit-ins, drop-outs and marches on Washington. The Jesse and Al show on every channel. Now imagine if similiar antics were done to an African American politician that just so happened to be a Republican and even worse a Conservative. Imagine if OREO cookies (because hes "black" on the outside and "white" in the middle) were thrown at him or felonious crimes were commited against him by illegaly obtaining his credit report in order to defame his character. Imagine the outrage. Thats 'whats happenening' (hey hey hey) to Michael Steele. Well your imagination and a dollar wouldnt even get you a coffee (black of course) at Starbucks. This liberal double standard that only Republicans can be racist is an insult to the intelligence of both black AND white folk and it will backfire on the dems one day and I for one surely wouldnt wanna be on the Plantation the day the "field democrats" revolt against the "house liberals". As Rodney King once said "Ouch Ouch Ouch" wait thats not it, as Rodney King once said "Cant we all..." You may say Im a dreamer but Im not the only I hope some day youll join us and the world will live as one (democrats only).

Ive mentioned this guy in a previous post

4 comments:

THE CITIZENS JOURNAL said...

I loved the sharp wit you used in your argument, very funny. wished id thought of the NRA throwing Jery curl thing. What a double standard huh ?!

Rhino-itall said...

Hey donkey you're absolutely right. what gets me is though is not the obvious racism, not the oreo's or the caricatures of condi rice, or what have you, what bothers me is the way they've kept the black man down for real. think about it.

Jimbo said...

I just went and read the original article in the Washington Times. Check out this quote:

But black Democrats say there is nothing wrong with "pointing out the obvious."
"There is a difference between pointing out the obvious and calling someone names," said a campaign spokesman for Kweisi Mfume..."


If a white man starts pointing out the obvious, he's a racist.

Nice writing Donk.

Anonymous said...

I apoligize for the insensitivity in my post. I shouldve referred to the Starbucks as Java-American.