Good husband, no doubt, bad President certainly. Seems like a medium to big deal no? Even the always twitting Jake Tapper was silent on this.
I was telling Rhino my theory that it all goes back to candidate Obama pulling Maureen O'Dowd aside and asking her pretty please to stop making fun of his ears. That for me, is the crux of the biscuit with this guy. He's sensitive to a fault.
I cant imagine as a democrat that its easy to live in Bubba's shadow figuratively, let alone literally two feet away. Then it dawned as me, while watching him squirm away that he was being kanickied.
That's right folks, Im talking the Kanicki from Go Grease Lightning.
On paper Kanicki was the cool one. He was the one getting laid, was the President of The T-Birds, and owner of the "hottest thing on two wheels" as Ms Murdock was wont to call his car.
Only problem was.... he was a complete moron.
He got a boo-boo on his noggin and had to have his backup, the formerly stranded at the drive-in, Danny Zukko step in and race for him.
The rest as they say is history. Kanicki got stuck with Rizzo, and ended up on Celebrity Rehab while Zukko scored a varsity letter, whored out the goody two-shoed Olivia Newton John and now owns a fleet of 747's
Truer words were never spoken than "it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road". I think that was from a Bruce Springsteen song.
Then again, I could be wrong and Obama was just sneaking out for a smoke.
Nah Im right, this guy is weaksauce and folded like a cheap empty suit under the pressure and embarrassment of being upstaged by a disbarred hillbilly.
(btw...I thought Obama said Bill Clinton was racist, shirley he wasnt just playing the race card for political gain in the primaries?)
Ee-aw!
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When Donkey and I were first discussing it I just assumed that it was planned because I couldn't imagine that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA would just walk off an leave the former president to pitch his deal without giving him fair warning, but the kanicki theory really seems much more likely when you look at the whole picture. He really was taking a back seat to BJ Clinton and it must have been extremely uncomfortable for someone as shallow as mr. big ears.
There is ZERO chance that it was pre planned. He wouldnt have looked so awkward if it had been.
But imagine it was and that Obama doesnt have unresolved daddy issues, they couldnt have come up with a better excuse for skipping out on a press conference about a tax deal compromise that will affect millions and could be construed as his first actual act of post partisanship that he campaigned on than that the POTUS had to run and play secret Santa?
Note to Obama, your the Pres...the party does t start until they start playing Hail To The Chief.
"A complete moron." You never called Bush that. You never called Palin that. These two facts prove in themselves that you're a moron. But then that's hardly a news flash.
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