Thursday, August 23, 2007

I don't care if you hate her.

Ann Coulter is FUNNY

The Democratic Party is in the fight of its life against a conservative demographic trend. Its only hope is to gerrymander America to make the poorest half of Mexico a state. Only a massive influx of criminals, wards of the state and rioters can save them.

10 comments:

gary said...

Could you please point out the funny part? I could use a good laugh.

Rhino-itall said...

come on gary you know she's funny.

If you would put the politics aside for a minute (like i do with the daily show) you would be laughing.

gary said...

After 9/11 she had that line about invading their countries, killing their leaders, and converting them to Christianity. I thought that was apalling--but funny.

I really do not think she has said anything remotely funny since.

This is kind of like a conversation I had with my Conservative boss about Ann. He said "But you've got to admit she's attractive." I find her the opposite of attractive. Not even six-pack ugly. I guess we have different styles of humor.

As to the content of her column. There is a flaw in the liberal plan to destroy America by bringing in illegals to vote Democratic. They can't vote.

Actually we are trying to stop the Republicans from destroying America.

Rhino-itall said...

First of all. I have that quote on a t-shirt.

Secondly, i don't find her to be very attractive, and i hate her voice but she's not ugly.

also she says in the column, and it's true, that the libs are trying to get voting rights for felons and illegals.

Finally, if you want to stop the republicans from destroying America the first thing you need to do is fight the presidents stupid amnesty ideas. I'll handle everything else.

anita said...

Unfortunately for Ann, she comes off as the exact same thing she claims to hate most: a thoroughly snide northeastern elitist. somewhat like that other snide, northeastern elistist: George W. Bush.

And, in terms of her "attractiveness" I would give her credit for having been mildly cute in that Aryan blond kind of way back in the day, but now she's downright haggard.

Rhino-itall said...

She's just too skinny.

Anonymous said...

that's not a real ann coulter column, right?

obviously, some brilliant satirist has hacked her website and posted that column.

gary said...

My main problem with Ann, of course, is that she is a fascist traitor.

Anonymous said...

The Holy Ghost festival is on now in my city, at our Kennedy Park, a few blocks away, so as I sit listening to 4 days and nights of Portuguese Top 40 heavy metal, I wonder, if:

the Azores were discovered in 1427, and settled in 1439, then is

Ann "Indianapolis" Coulter, to the Azores as

Patrick "Patriot" Buchanan, is to the Portuguese mainland?


I suppose this comment idea wouldn't occur to someone who didn't live around here. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Shitfuck, I agree. She is funny. And I'll bet she's a monster toss. I think a trio with her and Dr. Laura would be just sraight-up rad. Over a holiday weekend in LA in late Spring, with like a 1/2 Z of yeyo and a whole veterinarian's office full of K. And some granular morphine for those cuddly moments. That would rule.