Sub-titled as "The Most Ignorant and Biased Liberal Jackass........
IN THE WORLD"
This past week Keith Overbite has named President George W Bush in his "Worlds Worst" segment, which if I am not mistaken is the only part of his liberal dem party infomerical not ripped off from Murrow but rather a dumbed down version of Letterman's Top Ten.
The current outrage has a new name in the lib crowd and thy name be Scooter. The hysteria has reached such heights that even the Clintons, self incrimation be damned, got in on the fracus.
Forget for a moment about the hypocrisy of the media elites shock of the Libby commutation (and impending pardon) They knew it was coming, you knew it was coming, and I knew it was coming and that they are the exact same fine folk that by and large defended the previous administrations blue light special sale of pardons.
Forget for a moment that no crime that was investigated was ever proven to have been committed. I'm not saying that Libby didn't intentionally lie or if it was just a case of a bad memory what I am saying is that Fitzgerald created the crime for which he was convicted, in legal terms he entrapped him.
Forget for a moment that this wasn't some flippant decision but rather that the President made a rather compelling argument for his actions. If there were any reasonable people remaining on the left, maybe they could see that.
Forget for a moment that its the exact same reason Al Gore's son wont spend a day in jail or any random member of the Kennedy Clan is not currently incarcerated. In all but the most extreme cases (bashing an innocent girl's head in with a golf club as an example) .... big shots get to walk, its the way the world works, right or wrong that's just the way it is.
Forget for a moment that this is the exact same media that demanded a gubernatorial pardon for mass murderer Tookie at the behest of their Hollywood cohorts. Apparently writing a children's book is penance enough for the senseless slaughter of innocents. Good thing Mein Kempf wasn't a pop-up book says I.
To make it about a conservative cabal conspiracy is further proof that the liberal ideology has truly ceased to exist and that the democrat party's only purpose is to play politics. It is all about the blame game with them, nothing more. A democrat controlled Congress has brought absolutely NOTHING to the table but a plethora of investigations and finger pointing. Disagree with the GOP all you want, at least they generally have a plan.
I almost feel sorry for the rank and file members of the left for they have been trained to be sheep but no longer have a shepard.
But that is neither here nor there.
Back to the jackass.....
In his condemnation of the Iraq War Overbite spewed the usual rhetoric of illegal war and Bush lied and crime of the century blah blah frickin blah so in an attempt to smarten it up and in a pathetic and transparent move to cover his own insecurity about his obvious inferior intellect he decided to cite prose in closing.
"'You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go."
Wow who's the smart guy, pretty impressive, thems some mighty fancy words there, almost Shakespearean, maybe even Chaucer.... big shot.
Only problem is that those are the words of Oliver Cromwell. A man who would, in the politest of terms be described in my household as a right fucking cunt.
A man who was personally responsible for more deaths in a single day at the Massacre at Drogheda than the total of American casualties to date in Iraq. A man who saw the murder and starvation of hundreds of thousands of Irish Catholics in what can only be described as systematic genocide. A man who kidnapped tens of thousands of teenage boys and forced them into slavery/military service, shipped the adult males across the globe, burned down towns, ruined crops, etc etcetera...
I will no longer bore you with the details of his atrocities, because that is not the point.
The point is that Keith Olbermann is not that smart, pretty stupid in fact, that he possesses zero historical perspective, and that there has not been a tyrant to walk the earth that liberals don't love more than their own President. They quote the likes of Cromwell as if he was Twain. Joe was their favorite Uncle, Che is OK, Mao makes em go WOW, the softer side of Idi Amin wins an Academy Award, yet somehow Bush is Hitler. According to libs, Bush is more of a nazi than the actual nazis.
If I didn't think for a second that I was the only one watching his show, as an American citizen whose ancestors personally fought off that cunt Cromwell I would demand an apology and that he be forced off the air for blatant bigoted remarks far more offensive than both nappy hair and ho's.
Then again I'm not some crybaby pc pussy liberal that gets all bent out of shape over the slightest of transgressions, and the fact that I'm almost certain that I'm the only one watching, and that's only because I'm too lazy/drunk to change the channel after Tucker.
EE-Aw!!!
5 comments:
wait a gosh darn minute here! are you trying to tell me that the really cool hip kids from williamsburg don't know that che was a bad guy?
You know whats funny is that if you asked the hippies walking down bedford ave from the L train who the hell is that on your t-shirt and why is he famous i bet 90% or more couldn't tell you.
intelligence and wit aside, i would say that the donkey and the overbite are on a par when it comes to overblown righteous indignation and hyperbole.
Which liberals did you have in mind who approve of Oliver Cromwell, Stalin, Che, or Mao? The Jew-With-A-Canoe don't know any. Son, you owe YOUR social views to Cromwell, your criminal justice views to Stalin, your fake-ass macho to Che and your economics to Mao. Liberals pass on all four.
You so proud of your heritage, boy? Then go read "Ivy Day In The Committee Room" or any fucking thing by Joyce or O'Casey and tell the world they would have been down with you and Bush and Rush and Ann Coulter (latter two the Jew-With-A-Canoe kind of likes).
If Edwards is a fag, what does that make Lindsay Graham and Karl Rove, the Katzenjammer Kids?
For someone that reads such fancy books, you sure are stupid. This made absolutely no sense, which I can only assume is the reason that you would have to resort to such a pathetic ploy of name dropping and book bravado.
We are going to have to reject this comment based on the fact that it was not only retarded, but also because we already have a token jew.
I am afraid it seems that you are twelve short for the dozens.
Try again next year.
No, no, no...tratare de nuevo aca. Porque no tengo "la docena" o sea; tengo "las trece" en la mano, pue'. Y ahora estoy de evaluar cual era mejor: mi 4 de Julio de 2006 en la playa o mi 4 de Julio aqui en Cali, Colombia sin la verga bandera de los Estados Unidos y la cancion "God Bless America." Figurate sin celos. Todavia, no me he dado cuenta pero ya me dare de prisa.
Quieres jugar a la docena, pues la docena es un juego pero la manera en que culeo tu madra es un maldito hueco. Hijoputon. Me cago en la hostia, o sea. Me cago en la cruz que mis ancestros crearon.
Y el dramaturgo Sean O'Casey escribio obras del teatro, ni libros mucho menos, genio.
Now, go tell Lou Dobbs there's an illegal virtual Colombian Jewish alien writing curse words in Spanish on your site -- taking valuable space away from American comments.
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