Friday, July 20, 2007

Random Donks

I don't care what Al Gore eats... Chilean sea bass is good. As far as I see it, besides the American Bald Eagle everything is fair game. If a shark lion or bear will eat me, then fuck it I will eat anything that is slower stupider or smaller than me. Watch your back Anita. Its called the food chain, deal with it.

Michael Vick isn't a very good quarterback, but is innocent until proven guilty in America. The spic had to remind me of this as I almost let my racism get in the way of better judgement but I still think he sucks at QB (and guilty) and dog still tastes good.

There was a security checkpoint at my subway station last night. Three attractive white women getting their purses searched. Besides the fact that if you gotta use a ploy like that to get laid in NYC as a cop you might as well switch to the American League is that a Caucasian-American woman has never committed a terrorist act that I know of goes to show you that the bureaucracy of security has become nothing more than that.... a bureaucracy. Profiling terrorists is a good thing, strip-searching granny is just dumb. And yes I blame the ACLU types for this.

Why am I only now just discovering that Valerie Plame's covert cover was blown.... twenty years ago..... by Aldrich Ames. Jeez it seems like that bit of info would be newsworthy.

John Mattes, a local Fox reporter made infamous by getting beat up live last year is in the news again because apparently he is unhappy with the jail time handed out. Dear john if you wanted justice, you missed your chance. You berate a woman and stick a mic in her face you best be prepared to get punched by her man.... defend yourself or shut up. A press pass isn't a free pass.

Some black guy used the word balderdash last night on Hardball. I disagreed with every last thing he said, but that's my kind of word so kudos brother well said. I don't expect whitey to start rocking the ten button zoot suit again anytime soon but lets not let the Cochrans and Jacksons of the wizorld monopolize the old school vocabulary. Word to the bomb.

Speaking of race. I invited the Fly to a co-worker's bbq this weekend. When asked what kind of party... my reply was white, really white. We agreed that he should hold a dice game at his place instead. Silly crackers, docksiders are for kids.

Have a nice weekend honkies.

15 comments:

gary said...

I recall some speculation by the CIA that Aldrich Ames MIGHT have revealed Plame's status to the Russians. Amitage, Rove and Novak definitely revealed it to the entire world.

anita said...

whatever ... red, white, green, yellow or blue ... michael vick (if guilty, which it seems he most likely is) should be shot.

Anonymous said...

Forget the dogs, somebody needs to take Sen. Byrd out back.....

seejanemom said...

Who can type for wetting her panties laughing??.......

Not Jane.

seejanemom said...

Oh, and does Anita taste like chicken? hee.

anita said...

Hey, hey, hey, son. Go easy on the Byrd, Donkey. I heard he just recently lost his wife of 60 (or was it 40? same difference) odd years. He's fragile, obviously, to begin with. No spring chicken is he. But at least he has his dog to go home to ... seriously. The pet is the man's best friend. Give a man who truly loves his country a break.

Sheesh.

Rhino-itall said...

anita are you saying give byrd a break?

he's a disgusting human being, if you can call him that.

you're up in arms about a couple of fucking dogs but you want to give a break to a man who was the dem. party leader and voted against every anti lynching bill that came to congress? Do you doubt that the former grand dragon of the kkk was involved in some lynchings himself? I don't.

anita said...

i (as well as just about everyone i know) IS up in arms about the unbelievable cruelty exhibited by these people who do what michael vick is accused of doing. it is ABSOLUTELY disgusting. i'll stop there.

regarding robert byrd, to be honest, i think he's mostly an eccentric flake and, as they say, the king of pork politics.

yet, politics completely aside, he's really old. i kind of look at him the same way as i do my 86-year-old father who has alzheimer's. he was a major, major asshole his entire life and i always wished he had died before my mother did. that really pisses me off. but now that he's old and feeble and doesn't know where the fuck he is half the time, i feel pretty sad for him because for all his faults he is still my father.

and he's really lonely. i wish he had a dog.

Rhino-itall said...

robert byrd is not your father. He's the guy who fillibustered for 14 hours straight to try to kill the 1964 civil rights bill! he's the guy who recruited people for the kkk!

I don't feel sorry for him at all, he's an evil person and if you believe in heaven then you know he's going to hell.

Anonymous said...

Funny how dems always write off their own trangressions as eccentricities or in the case of the other murderer in the Senate, a minor traffic infraction. Forget for a moment that Byrd is an evil man who no doubt is personally responsible for the countless murder and/or torture of blacks, forget that as one of the most corrupt in pocket politicians around he has damn near bankrupted his state and placed them near the bottom of every socio-economic indicator list is the fact that the guy is obviously senile and has no business holding such a important position. Mandatory retirement and term limits for Congress NOW!!!!

Now regarding Vick, there is no doubt the crimes that he is alleged to have committed are barbaric, barBARIC, BARBARIC but I also smell a scent of yankee elitist racism at work here as well. Bob Barker has been telling us to cut off and out the reproductive organs of our pets for years, in the upper crust sport of thoroughbred racing we routinely put animals down that are unable to perform, we think nothing of taking our children to see animals in ther "natural habitat" behind CAGES and the circus is nice day out for the entire family but not so much fun for the elephant in the shriners hat... etcetera and so on but god forbid some uppity upwardly mobile negro has dog fights the whole country is aghast.

Think about that. You bigots.

Rhino-itall said...

I like the word "Negro". I'm going to start using that instead of "colored" from now on.

anita said...

i hate it when you lump me into your all-inclusive "your side" statements. pisses me off.

anyway.

the neutering and spaying of pets is not a cruel act. it is meant to reduce the vast number of homeless and hungry animals we have on our streets. i had a neighbor when i was growing up who, every time his cat had a litter, tied the kittens up in plastic bags and threw them in the river to suffocate and drown. nice. in that case, don't you think the guy should have had his cat spayed? or would that have been too cruel?

i think that if michael vick were white the outcry would have been the same. i agree with you, however, dog fighting and cock fighting is seen by many as a 'red neck' type activity. but i see that as more classist than racist.

regarding robert byrd, you guys are wacked out. of course he's corrupt. of course he was a kkk guy. i'm not excusing that. (and i'm certainly aware he's not my father - he just plays him in the senate.) southern democrats AND republicans of that era all have some pretty evil baggage. that's the way things were then. people do change i believe. (have at it on that one donkeyhue ... )

Anonymous said...

I cant imagine that you would like being lumped in with them but then again I cant imagine how a reasonable person would try to defend a former Klansmen as just a crazy ol' coot, so if the sheet fits....

As far as spaying and neutoring goes, well it seems that the animal kingdom never had a problem with it before we got involved wiith our infinite wisdom and vanity decided to domesticate them as accessories. My position on it is a bit out of the norm as I think people with pets by and large have serious mental problems and use the poor dumb animal to fill a void in their life (present company excluded of course) as a life companion or babysitter and a non-working domesticated animal is the most evil form of cruelty. At least Vick gave them a fighting chance to earn their keep.

As far as the race thing, Im not so sure, Turk Wendell a former pitcher (and cracker)for the Mets used to wear a rather elaborate necklace of bones and teeth from animals that he had killed and it was just chalked up as being a good' ol boy.

anita said...

"a Caucasian-American woman has never committed a terrorist act that I know of"

Patty Hearst (of the Symbionese Liberation Army), for one.

And the female members of the Manson family. Not not exactly terrorists as you are referring to here, but terrorizors and cult-like followers to be sure.

Miss Carnivorous said...

The outrage over the Vick story is a fucking joke! Everybody living in the inner city has known that Blacks have been fighting dogs for 30 years now. In San Francisco they do it on school yards after school.

There was a story in the paper a long time ago about how a dog fighter sent his girlfriend, dressed very nicely, to pick up pets advertized in the paper by people who could no longer keep them. He used those dogs and cats as bait to train pit bulls to attack.

Barring that, the kids in Black neighborhoods feed cats to pit bulls for fun. My Black co-worker has witnessed this in her neighborhood. Whitey's fault of course!


The Latinos and the Filipinos fight cocks. If you go to Hawaii you see the birds staked out by plastic barrels. My ex used to stuff fighting roosters for cock fighters all the time.