Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Quickies: Afternoon Donklight

Is there a better indicator of just how out of touch the Clintons are with the American public than Hillary's recent and admittedly borderline humorous Soprano's spoof. First of all I don't see how smart it is for a couple rife with scandal (crimes) to play up to a mob show, and secondly from what I hear via water cooler chatter was that the show sucked and people hated it. That being said, lay off of Celine.... she rocks, and would beat Smash Mouth down in a Texas Chain Match.

Stop your bellyaching New York State Republicans. You knew damn well what you were getting into by selling the mayoral candidacy to Bloomberg, so the moral outrage now at his sudden "independent" change of heart is a crock of malarkey. The guy is doing a decent enough job whether or not hes down with the GOP (which he isnt) so put the blind party label allegiance to bed on this one. Granted its a dick move on his part, but no more of a dick move than whoring your party to a New England liberal.

Chris Matthews drops another f bomb on his show last night. Now truthfully I normally wouldn't care, well actually I don't care, but it makes the following PSA even that much more funny. The More You Know (click on his mug to the right) Seriously do it now, its ha ha funny (via the Fly)

Speaking of four letter words, I was watching South Park's dirty dozen this past weekend and it dawned on me just how filthy that show actually is. It is so well written that the blue humor gets lost in poignant social commentary. Takes talent to make shit fag douche nigger ass jokes into a civics lesson. Kudos gentlemen, kudos.

5 comments:

Miss Carnivorous said...

Celine does the opposite of rock. Gag.... The vampire toothed, hideous skank is not even American and I thank God for that! Why the hell would a candidate for American president pick a song sung by a Canadian to represent her campaign? Because the group the stupid woman belongs to hates America and Americans and wants to be French or Canadian or both.

Anonymous said...

Granted she's no Anne Murray what the? She's Canadian you say? Gosh darn moose loving maple eating dopplegangers are everywhere, you need a pair of them Piper shades to spot them.

Rhino-itall said...

somebody get that man some bubblegum!

anita said...

you have to give the clintons credit. they are running a superb campaign. great ad. but i do agree with His Donkeyness, perhaps they've taken playing off their own reputations for corruption a bit too far. but i also gotta tell ya ... love, LOVE that johhny sack. so sorry he died. i cried for days (or hours, whatever).

give chris a break. he's proving that parents are "all too human."

celine dion ... now give ME a break. i agree with miss carnivorous on this one point: why pick a canadian ??? how stupid is that ??? and while yeah, she's got an overwhelming voice, but look what she does with it !!! i never thought i'd say this ... but skank IS the word.

Anonymous said...

Shouldnt that be exactly what scares the shit out of you Anita? We judge our candidates by the campaign they run and not the message they convey or their political convictions. From listening to her, besides wanting to be President I have absolutely no idea what shes all about.

On a random rant enough with the Rudy is the "tough on crime anti-terror" candidate on the GOP side. I have no doubt that pretty much everyone on the Republican side will do just fine in that regard. Theres doubt he kicked ass on crime in NYC and I love the guy but enough already. Paul Simon wrote more than one song.

Iraq aside and no matter how you stand on that issue, jihad has been waged upon us and they are not going to "redeploy" anytime soon and should be the key issue of this election and every election going forward. Yeah maybe Ill gripe if I have to pay higher taxes or some pinko gets named to the SCOTUS but we cant have motherfuckers flying planes into our buildings and bombing our shit.