Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I'm A Believer

Ok maybe I'm not really a true believer just yet as I still think it is junk science and just a theory, and even if you can make the argument that it is the best theory out there; a theory it is none the less.

Global warming? Shut yo mouth. That has pretty much already been scientifically disproven. Well that is it has for all of us with our heads outside of Al Gore's ass. I don't care what the one world globalist alarmist sycophantic "scientists" say..... I will not buy into a nitrogen-oxygen rich atmosphere being dominated dictated and destroyed by POINT ZERO FOUR PERCENT of carbon. Does it have some impact, well of course it does, but to insinuate that mankind in his few short ticks on the clock since the industrial revolution will destroy the atmosphere is downright ludicrous. Now that is fuzzy math.

As Tracy Chapman sang... don't you know I'm talkin' about evolution. Lets just say that my ideology has adapted and I have seen the light with my own two highly evolved eyes. Ok maybe not really as I still think it doesn't explain how we got here, but suffice it to say I am willing to give it the benefit of the doubt on how we'll, or should I say some of us, shall leave.

By SETH BORENSTEIN

"The harmful effects of global warming on daily life are already showing up, and within a couple of decades hundreds of millions of people won't have enough water, top scientists will say next month at a meeting in Belgium.
At the same time, tens of millions of others will be flooded out of their homes each year as the Earth reels from rising temperatures and sea levels, according to portions of a draft of an international scientific report obtained by The Associated Press.
Tropical diseases like malaria (they've heard of ddt right? - donk.)
will spread. By 2050, polar bears (they know they can swim right? - donk.) will mostly be found in zoos, their habitats gone. Pests like fire ants will thrive."

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Back to the theory of evolution, well for now I'm gonna buy into some of it; primarily the idea of survival of the fittest or natural selection if you will. This frickin' planet needs a good thinning out. As Og Mandino told me... "I am not a sheep waiting to be prodded by my shepherd. I am a lion (and donkey) and I refuse to talk, to walk, to sleep with the sheep. The slaughterhouse of failure is not my destiny." and to paraphrase John McLauglin......Baaah bye sheeple.

In other words. If it is Armageddon then ....BRING IT ON!!!

I like my chances.

EE-Aw!!!

...And about that whole "running out of water" thing (but aren't the polar caps melting?). Yeah about that, its amazing what private enterprise can do when they want and need to without gov't interference. Good thing Ive got a guy in Dubai.

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13 comments:

Rhino-itall said...

The water shortage is my favorite warning because i think it's the stupidest one.
Isn't our planet 3/4 water? Doesn't it literally FALL FROM THE SKY?
That's just so dumb that i think every scientist who say's we'll have a water shortage should automatically be sent back to elementary school!

I mean how can we listen to anything else these people say?

Anonymous said...

boy, you guys are dumb.

Anonymous said...

...and your point?

Anonymous said...

Um, Rhino, it evaporates from earth to fall from the sky. It doesn't COME from the sky.

Rhino-itall said...

I didn't say it COMES from the sky, i said it FALLS from the sky.

You don't read real good.

Rhino-itall said...

oops i meant to say....

you AIN'T read real good.

Anonymous said...

Then where do babies come from?

D.B. Shobrawy said...

I had a dream last night that you and rhino came to my house to hang out and Rhino exposed my true identity.

Anonymous said...

but i know what rhino means.

you know, it's like every time i hear about a drought somewhere, or something, i'm like come on people, the earth is 3/4 water!

it's like people can be so stupid sometimes. you know?

Rhino-itall said...

Yeah fernando, that's what i'm saying. people can be so stupid sometimes.

Of course there's no money in purifying water so that people in california can water their lawns, but if "hundreds of millions of people" were on the brink of extinction i'm sure we could build a purification plant or two.

or it could be all old testament and shit!

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave.
: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

gary said...

On global warming: What I said berfore. On evolution: what I said before.

Anonymous said...

Wait, dont the people here all know each other? Who would have their secret identity exposed?

Now I know I am not the sharpest bitchondablock but...is somebody not who the ignorant among us think?

DAMN YOU! Warlike doesn't exist, does he? I've been pining away for nothing! Bastards.

Rhino-itall said...

Warlike exists, but he seems to have lost interest. I will see him at the next Hope For Chris fundraiser and let him know you miss him.

Or you could swing by the fundraiser and meet the whole crew yourself.