A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky; and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching TV, one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!"
The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about eighteen inches long and hit the man square across his jowls, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor.
After a minute, the man stood up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry, I didn't know this was Hillary country"
"It's not!" replied the bartender. "It's horse country"
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The other day the mail guy said something that my co-worker did not like. She jumped up and chased his ass around the room saying, "That was the straw that broke the camel's back!'
He replied, "But you don't have a camel's back, you have a camel's face!"
He might have mentioned another part of a camel's anatomy , but he is a Jehovah's Witness and very circumspect in his speech.
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