Monday, March 05, 2007

CPAC Are A Bundle Of Sticks

There is a movement on some conservative blogs condemning Ann Coulter's recent joke at CPAC that John Edwards is a faggot. In "An Open Letter to CPAC Sponsers and Organizers Regarding Ann Coulter" (sorry Jane we love ya, but we think you re wrong on this) currently making the rounds it is suggested that the "Age of Ann" has passed and that her voice should be censored from future CPAC events at the threat of a possible boycott.

This move reeks of fair weather pusillanimity and reminds me of a recent South Park episode where Isaac Hayes quit the show after they satirized scientology. The point Stone and Parker made was that Chef had no problem profiting from the show while they were making fun of others; and those familiar with the show understand just how cuttingly vulgar they could be -- but once they mocked something a little closer to home is when he became personally indignant and self-righteous.

Which can lead me to only one conclusion....

CPAC are a bunch of FAGGOTS!

Was her comment in bad taste? Yeah probably -- all the best jokes usually are.

But her point was valid. The idea that only words and slurs used against the left, minorities and the oppressed are hateful is bunk. Nazi is suddenly a term of endearment?

The idea that phony penance absolves liberals from past sins is bunk. Trent Lott is still a racist yet Robert Bird is a changed man of high moral fiber.

Her point was valid.

And it was funny.

This weak mindset is exactly the reason that conservatism is dying if not dead already. We have allowed the left to frame the argument, and as conservatives we are perennially on defense. We have become so frightened of being labelled as -phobes or -ists of any kind that we apologize for minuscule imaginary transgressions and shun the Constitution that we claim to hold so dear.

This false moral outrage has nothing to do with decency this is all about fear. Fear of addressing the issues, fear of being conservative. Generally speaking conservative Christians don't approve of homosexuality on religious grounds, whats wrong with that? Just as, generally speaking homosexuals don't approve of conservative Christians on political grounds. Only difference is that the 'mos are not afraid to vocalize said opposition.

Yes words do have meanings, but so do ideas and if we as conservatives continue to abandon ours to become more politically correct and telegenic for the morning shows then we have abandoned ourselves and
The Culture War Patrick Buchanan spoke about in his 1992 Republican National Convention Speech is already lost.

If The Aurora stands alone on this and face being ostracised from the right, then so be it -- we will stand like a pint of Guinness in defense of Ann Coulter's First Amendment Right to tell truly tasteless jokes.

The Aurora

...as an aside, I'd be curious to know just how many of these shocked signatories of the Open Letter own an Ann Coulter book or have ever read her column. If they do or if they have... well then they ""shouldn't be surprised"".


EE-Aw!

... I had originally wrote ... ""go fuck themselves"", but in consideration of our friend Janes participation; I have chosen to tone it down a tad.

26 comments:

gary said...

Ann Coulter stopped being funny a long time ago. How is calling someone on the other side politically a "faggot" funny exactly, at least to anyone over 12 years of age?

Now calling Ann Coulter a Christian is funny.

Anonymous said...

It is of no surprise that the joke was lost on you. Its not so much that Edwards is a fag as it is making a mockery of the hollywoodati's casual and flippant use of rehab as excuse for their behavior. Mel Gibson isnt an anti-semite becuz hes a drunk. Michael Richards isnt a racist becuz hes a drunk. Britney isnt a bad parent bcuz shes a drunk.

Its the typical liberal victimization game whereas noone is accountable for their own actions anymore.

You heard faggot, for that is all you could grasp.

Good luck in the circus.

gary said...

If you have to explain a joke it wasn't funny in the first place.

Rhino-itall said...

No gary, if you have to explain it to EVERYONE it wasn't funny, if you only have to explain it to knuckleheads it was probably very funny.

Anonymous said...

Well as usual I guess she has the right to say what she wants and people have the right to embrace,shun, or debate her accordingly.

I dont know where the line is, thats not really an area I am clear on as some of you know I associate with people who have made fun of just about everything. If I can laugh at South Park or Dave Chappelle and I know damn well I do, I have little to say I guess.

I dont use the word, and I also havent called Donkey a Nazi. YET!

Anonymous said...

You are not clear on where the line is, because there is no clear line...and for that matter there shouldnt be. The thought police is only a short step away.

You havent called me a nazi because I am not a nazi, but (now think James Earl Jones) Lily, I am your Fuhrer.

gary said...

And some jokes are only funny to bigots and morons.

I would liken her "faggot" joke to "nigger" jokes. Only funny if you hate black people.

I hope Ann stays around for a long time. She makes right-wingers look hateful and ignorant.

Rhino-itall said...

I don't know, i'm not a racist but i find some nigger jokes to be funny. In fact you can put any race or person in a lot of those jokes and they're funny. For example,

Gary and a monkey are hanging on a branch, what do you call gary?..................ASSISTANT branch manager!

You see, i'm cracking up on that one and i think it started as a polish joke but i've used blacks, irish, spics...err puerto ricans, mexicans, etc. depending on the company i was with and who i was looking to offend.

Anonymous said...

So are you saying that me, Lily, and the rest of the country with a sense of humor that think Chappelle is funny hate black people?

....out of curiousity Gary what is your ethnicity or ancerstral heritage?

gary said...

I can laugh at a joke at the expense of any group if it's funny, although I might not tell said joke on stage at a major political event. (I'm your basic white guy, by the way.)

How do you stop an African-American from hanging around your front yard?

The sickest joke I ever heard was "How do you make a four year old girl cry?" So sick I can't tell you the punch line but you can probably google it.

Anonymous said...

I think Chappelle makes his point in ways that work, like one of the best shows was when he had the black and white criminals switch-and from the cops to the courtroom, he switches the way things would go down with a rich white collar vs a ghetto thug. I think that makes a point-not just a laugh at the expense of everyone.


The debate is huge and we are not going to solve it here, Im betting. I have argued about rap music, about the word bitch, about objectification of women, about the word nigger and ho and fag and there are ten sides to this.

I have a friend who introduces himself as my "favorite fag friend". I cant tell you how this kicks up the liberals and how many times people have said "dont you think you are being a moron?" and he would say that this is what takes the sting out of a slur. Making it powerless, making words themselves unimportant as weapons.

I dont really care what people call themselves but being a white girl in the burbs I also dont tell a group whats best for them.

I dont call people names because I have a crass vocabulary and can say "fucktarded" and "shitwit" instead.

PS I am hoping that shitwitted will be this year's fucktarded. Help?

Anonymous said...

So... theres these two Canadian guys. They’re on a road trip together, they’ve been on a long road trip, and they’re getting tired of each other. They’re thinking of a game to play. And one guy’s like, “do you want to play 21 questions?” and the other guy’s like, “yeah. Let’s play 21 questions. I’m thinking of something. Ask me what it is.” And the other guy’s like, “can you eat it?” “Yeah, I guess you could eat it.” And the second guy’s like, “is it moose cock?”

“Yep.”

gary said...

Wait, if was "How do you make a four year old girl cry twice?"

Anonymous said...

Thats just wrong.

Anonymous said...

Oh and Gary I notice that you backed down real fast on this, I didnt even have time to comment and you were down with the naughty boys.

Serving up your own shit. WTF?

Whats up with that, Gary Kerry?

And are you saying that you just care about what people think as far as a moral high horse is concerned??? If you are on stage?

Gotta love PC.

Anonymous said...

He was against potty mouthery before he was for it.

Anonymous said...

See Donkey we keep chasing each other's friends away.

Sorry Gary. I just figure its time to treat you like a regular.

Paradoxically, this is a compliment in Auroraville.

Anonymous said...

I dont chase em
I just replace em

Anonymous said...

Speaking of, I need to stop and get some batteries or my night will really be shot.

I'll give you ten bucks to have Gary at Karoake Tuesday.

Rhino-itall said...

Whoa! eb is making mastubatory type comments!
I love chicks!

gary said...

If you want to see something funny go to youtube and find the Gilbert Godfrey clip from "The Aristocrats."

Anonymous said...

Rhino I meant batteries for my cordless cannoli pastry press.

Sheesh.

Some of us can't just trot over to Queens when we need to bring a dessert.

Anonymous said...

Leave the gun.

Rhino-itall said...

take the cannoli

Anonymous said...

In a totally unrelated matter-
Diddy Did It.

I just read this story:
"Sean Combs sued for assault by Partygoer" but here's the part you'll appreciate.
Combs, 37, then yelled at Rechnitzer "in a threatening and ominous matter," the suit claims.

An ominous manner! What is he Burroughs?

anita said...

i always thought gary WAS a regular.

and there has never been a doubt in my mind that he's down with the naughty boys. even though he's your basic white guy. for which, of course, i can forgive him.

cordless cannoli pastry press? right. reminds me of that hitachi vibrator that was on one of the graphics on TBR and everyone thought it was a dildo!! ha ha ... !!

good times.

although, i really should get meself one of them thar things. i hear they are good for keeping oneself warm on arctic-like nights here in the north country.

brrrr ...