Yeah That's The Ticket

Although I can say with ninety percent certainty that I am not the father of Anna Nicole's daughter I am not prepared at this time to deny rumors that if named as Speaker Gingrich's running mate that I would accept such an honor, although let it be known that Donkey plays second fiddle to no man, well that is unless of course its during a seisun at Jack Dempseys and the group is playing anything besides the four songs I know.

I recently had the opportunity to see Newt give a speech at the Women's Republican Club of New York City. Its the first time Ive ever attended a function there as -- number one I am not a woman and therefore not a member, secondly despite the grays I am not quite ready to play in the senior circuit just yet but most importantly they have a tendency to not offer open bar at their events.

That being said I made an exception this past Thursday as I am a big fan of Speaker Gingrich and as can probably be surmised from my glassy goggles, had about a half dozen lagers down the gullet already courtesy of The Galway Hooker. Of course that didn't stop me from further imbibing and it was a privilege to offer Newt a drink compliments of The Aurora (turns out he is in fact a reader). There are only a handful of exceptions allowing a man to buy another man a drink -- being the architect of the Contract With America is one of them.

As Newt explained when asked if he was running, his opinion is that all this presidential election jibber jabber so far out is counter productive as the only talk occurring is of candidacies and not solutions or ideas, and I tend to agree. None of the main candidates are really discussing what they'll do or why they are most qualified but seems to me busy running away from who they are and what they've done in the past to redefine themselves accordingly to current polling data.

Ok let me get this straight...Hillary is now against the war, Obama isn't a crackhead, Rudy isn't a fag hag and McCain is a conservative again. Can we get to the issues now...

Newt is still Newt and the only one putting forth any real plans for our country's future (I highly recommend subscribing to his newsletter, which can be done by clicking on either of our giant irish noggins in the above picture), and if being articulate is a pre-requisite...then my man Newt has got it covered as he gives one hell of a speech.

I understand that The Aurora is currently endorsing Rep Duncan Hunter and without question he is the best man for the job currently in the race, but if and when Speaker Gingrich enters the race ....we may have to re-evaluate our endorsement, but Id have no problem with a Gingrich / Hunter ticket and would graciously step aside to accommodate it...just so long as that offer of the Ambassadorship to Brazil is still on the table -- I'm gonna hold you to it Mr Speaker.

EE-Aw!!!

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