Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Indulge Me

I wish I had thought of this, and perhaps if I had have accepted that scholarship (I was close) to the The Society of Saint Pius X Seminary I would have, but admittedly my knowledge of Catholicism's more arcane history has lapsed in my years since of unrepentant sinning. Then again maybe its just the whiskey.

I was watching Fred Smith of the Competitive Enterprise Institute on Tucker last night and he made the sagacious comparison between today's wealthy liberal elite and their practice of buying global warming moral authority through the use of carbon offsets and the Catholic Churchs practice of trafficking in indulgences to sinners during the Middle Ages.

In essence the extra good works of the Church and its clergy would be traded to those whose life on earth were not as, lets say... exemplary for monetary compensation -- mind you that this was long before bingo was invented.

Obviously this was a recipe for corruption; financially yes, but more importantly it was morally corrupt and was an integral reason for the Reformation Movement of Luther (fill in 2 Live Crew lyric here). Morality should not be commoditized.

In other words the wealthy that could pay received extra special forgiveness for their sins and a fast track to heaven while the poor were left to rot in hell.

Yeah thats fair.

I can think we can all agree that aint right and that it sounds vaguely familiar to the current charade that the liberal elites are trying to pull today.

This is not a condemnation of anyone's lifestyle. By all means if you want to sin and it doesn't hurt anyone else then rock out. If you want to fly around on private jets and drive a SUV then by all means do. I highly recommend it, it is so choice.

But to say that it's disingenuous to lecture others about adopting a behavior that you are neither willing or able to adhere to yourself would be a gross understatement as well as being morally bankrupt lacking all credibility. To impose said policy is downright criminal and unethical.

In the case of Al Gore, well it's simple...he's a shill. Hes been crying wolf about global warming for ages and yet he still leaves sasquatchian sized carbon footprints on the earth against his own best advice and the unimpeachable scientific consensus, and yet is only now as we speak making the politically correct changes. He's a fraud.

How hard would it have been to throw a windmill or a water wheel up on his property in the last decade? Not very... that is if he really believed what he's preaching which he doesn't. Hypocrite heal thyself. Its a political money grab plain and simple and that's that.

I was so impressed with Mr Smith that I linked his org the CEI, check them out... and I will leave you with a few quotes of his as well on this subject.

"Rich people will tell poor people to stay energy poor and as a result the world will be fine. The rich people can feel morally sound and the poor people will starve in the dark"

"Its essentially a plot by which rich guilty people allow poor people to stay poor is what it will amount to, and we will have green foreign aid and the rich in the poor countries will do well by taxing the poor in the rich countries"

Well said Fred, now go cash that check from Exxon.

EE-Aw!

On a related note The Aurora is pleased to announce that we will be doing our part to solve this crisis. Considering that on this very very very important issue of "the end of the world" we are significantly more informed than most, therefore we will be selling our extra knowledge logic reasoning and original thinking to those not as fortunate. We's got plenty to spare. So just pay the Roddy Piper and feel free to continue living like sheepish chicken littles. The Aurora has got ya covered.

Payments made in the form of booze will gladly be accepted at McSorleys Old Ale House tonight as pretty much the whole gang will be attending the Gingrich / Cuomo debate at The Cooper Union around the corner.

EX-Xon!!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually this was pretty funny Monkeyhue. Good post, braying burro.

I thought about the carbon offset like the indulgences thing too oddly enough (Donkey and I were thinking soemthing alike???) and admit I am still grappling with what the hell sense that makes.
Now---
The argument is that the money goes to "good projects" like cowshit heat or something. But you are correct that rich people used to use that rationalization as well- the extra money I give to the church for indiscretions goes to help the needy, good causes, etc. Its really rationalizing.

I agree that it an economic thing- very much. There's a guy I know who uses disposed fry machine oil as fuel who often talks about how his fuel is "free" and "everyone could do it,there's no excuse,not even financial". Well if everyone did it, the fry oil would not be free anymore or easily obtained, thus putting a big wrench in that plan. This is why preaching solves little, and only through the marriage of incentive and profit will this be solved.

Fact is, purchasing "forgiveness" is just...out there. And Im not really buying the better than nothing argument.

Might this also add to complacency in spite of the cowshit heating beneficiaries?
"I do my part, I write my check" thinking? I dont like it one bit.

anita said...

i'm glad you were impressed with mr. smith.

i was willing to give him my usual benefit of the doubt. however, the minute i hear someone use the word "plot" [sorry gary], as in, "it's an essentially a plot by which rich ..."

i immediately change the channel (or turn off the tv) and continue elsewhere in my unremitting search for SOME sanity and truth on this planet.

Anonymous said...

Anita...so youre the other Tucker viewer. You should read his book its pretty frickin funny.

Anonymous said...

is there any way to get a ticket for the debate tonight? i've been out of town most of the past two weeks...

Anonymous said...

You're Invited

The Cooper Union Dialogue Series
A discussion between
Newt Gingrich and Mario Cuomo

Wednesday, February 28th
6:30-8:30pm

Ticket information:

The Cooper Union is located on 7th St and Third Ave and tickets will be available at the door at 5:00 pm on February 28

Tickets are free and are first come, first served

Limited seating

Arrive early to ensure a ticket

The purpose of this bipartisan dialogue is "not to propel either of us to the presidency, but to propel our political system toward a genuinely productive search for the solutions to the challenges that face us."

-- Newt Gingrich, Roll Call, 2/6/07

Anonymous said...

save me a spot in line? doubt i can make it there before 6, but i'll try.

are y'all definitely gonna be at mcsorley's afterwards?

Anonymous said...

Afterwards? Im gonna be at McS's in about 20 minutes.

Miss Carnivorous said...

When Al Gore has his heart attack, as he eventually will, as he is starting to push mass density, they will have to take him away in the flatbed "fatty wagon."