Ive never been to Costa Rica, but I know that when I told Rhino I was thinking about flying down for a few days, he suggested Belize as a safer alternative as he was never more frightened for his life then when approached by a group of local ruffians on a recent trip. Which to be honest sort of surprised me as he's in pretty good shape (I'll leave the man-gym comments to the Fly) and fancies himself to be some sort of longisland tough. Thank the lord baby jesus that those bingo playing hellians in the AARP rolled into town and restored America's pride and honor.Without pansy assed politicos and media types getting in the way -- America can still kick some ass when need be -- despite what the defeatists would lead you to believe. Give those guys and gals a medal and a lifetime supply of Ensure already.
Let me get a Ric Flair!
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(even though y'all know it already)
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wow.
it's those carnival cruises that are REALLY dangerous. if they don't send these poor seniors home heaving and running with some unknown stomach virus or Legionnaires Disease, the poor blue-hairs and one-hairs end up attacked by a pack of stray houligans !!
ya gotta give these old codgers credit for hanging in there.
"...credit for hanging in there?"
Hell we should send them to Paki border to find Osama.
A frickin 70 yr old vet put a kid 50 years his younger in a sleeper hold and crushed his chest killing him.
God Bless America!
yeah, well, that too.
Ensure? no not was just a can of Woop Ass, maybe a six pack.
I understand donkey wanted to make the story more dramatic so he took some artistic liberties, but in fact i told him the exact opposite.
I would recommend Costa Rica to everyone! It is beautiful, inexpensive, and only about 4 or 5 hours away. The people are extremely friendly, and i don't
normaly go back to places because i don't take a lot of vacations and i want to see as much of the world as i can before i die, but i would go back to Costa Rica without hesitation.
Of course you'd go back... now.
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