Thanks for all the well wishes left in our absence, consider the sentiment reciprocated.
It seems odd to me that the democrats ran strictly on an anti-Iraq platform to get elected and have barely mentioned it since. Maybe during the next hundred hours theyll get to it.
What up with the shit musical taste of politicians. For Pelosi's fete, Carole King, Wyclef Jean and Tony Bennett are expected to perform. Whats the point of having power if not to abuse it by forcing the Toadies to reunite for one last show.
Why are we spending so much money rebuilding Iraq when these mofos have camera phones (Allah, can you hear me now?). Lets get back to the task at hand of propping up a friendly government and killing bad guys.
Champagne... bad. Sabering Champagne bottle... worse.
Giants are in the playoffs (ugly but were in) thanks to a monster game by Tiki. Now lets whoop up on the Eagirls.
The Ethiopians are doing what Clinton couldnt...kicking Somalia ass. Fill in your own joke here.
To all the tourists... It was nice having you in NYC for the holidays now go home...or as Brendan the Bouncer would say at closing...Right now folks! Weve got your money now get the fuck out!
EE-Aw!!!
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Now Wyclef is a guy that you intermittently tolerate (fugees were good) and hate. (wtf with Shakira?)
Glad you had a nice holiday. Chock fulla tourists. I think the question that is weighing heavily on all of our minds is this:
Did Rhino end up swimming on Jan 1?
They say it was the year of the polarpuss-since it was so warm, record turnout. I think my stupid ass brother was going to do it near Smith point. Being perpetually drunk on beer and fancying yourself a waverider has that effect.
To answer the question that everyone wants to know.......YES the rhino did end up swimming! It was warm for jan 1, but the water was pretty damn cold.
oh, and it was raining!
I love Wyclef Jean and Carole King too. Tony's OK. but then, my Heart's in San Francisco! These are old people for the most part, give em a break.
Rhino you sick MoFo bastard. SICK!
But thats awesome. You're so manly.
I had to know. Better than usual temps. Of course you deny global warming.
Wanna rumble?
yeah, rhino, explain the cherry blossoms in brooklyn.
and yeah, rumble.
with lily.
i'm a wimp.
I'll rumble Anita!
I'll rumble you all.
I'm crazy like that.
You know the guy in the bar that thinks he can kick anyone's ass and nobody has the heart to tell him sheer pity keeps him alive? I hate that guy.
The cherry blossoms are simply the result of the natural cyclical weather pattern. Global warming is just hippie propaganda designed to help us in our quest to nationalize energy thus taking us one more step toward communism. Our ultimate goal.
Wait. I wrecked my rumble.
wait a minute.... are you saying that i CAN'T kick anyones ass?
but i've had so much to drink! look how big my muscles have gotten..... oh and you're looking better too by the way;)
I think you can, Rhino. I don't think YOU are that guy.
You know we all come here for you, cupcake.
ITS LADIES NIGHT, NAKED JELL-O RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!! What did I miss?
Now how does that go about "thanks for visiting, now get the fuck out" and why doesn't it work on snow-bird Yankees who come South for the winter and stay until...they DIE....
SJM you could always ask them nicely to leave, and by nicely I mean with an aluminum bat.
Unless of course youre talking about Florida which NYC officially annexed as the sixth borough in the forties as an early bird twofer deal coinciding with the formation of the state of Israel.
Wait a gosh dang second...did someone say naked jello wrastling rumble...let me get my camera phone.
How about a good ol' fashioned tag team match ala the 80's WWF. With me refereeing of course. In one corner the patriotic America loving SeeJane Mom and Miss C and in the other the Iron Sheik Yerbouti Anita and Comrade Branford.
We could charge pay per view and make hundreds...HUNDREDS I tell ya!
i don't recall wishing you well...no, i don't think i have
Iron Sheik Yerbouti?
oh, never mind. i get it now ... alas, another cultural reference gone whizzing over my head ...
"natural woman" is pelosi's official 2008 campaign song, narrowly beating out "will you love me tomorrow."
and wyclef, of course, wrote the official song of the US Congress: "gone til november."
boo ya.
Wyclef's song "If I were President" bothers me for a variety of reasons not the least of which the factual inaccuracies. Would it have killed the guy to learn that we elect our leaders on Tuesdays. Artistic license my ass.
yeah, i heard that song, too, and i was like, WTF? elected on friday? sworn in on saturday? what country is this dude talking about?
and if he were elected president, he'd be assassinated not because he's black, but because of his production on the canibus track "rip rock." wow, that song is bad.
the truth...the TRUTH.
Speaking of tuneage The Aurora is now audio friendly and I just have to make a few tweaks to the playlist (all recos considered) but we are waiting on a certain theme song hint hint.
yeah, well, i'm finally working my way through my backlog of projects (bendonsky.com is finally up), and the aurora theme song has now moved up to #2 in priority (possibly getting done before #1, because that one's a much harder project), so if i have time this weekend, you'll see something on monday.
you want vocals, right? i'm thinking of "theme song" in the traditional sense--full of hooks and about 30-45 seconds long. sound about right? we can always do an LP version (and a club remix) later.
Youre the maestro. Whatever you think best. Just email me it in mp3 whenever youre ready --- no rush. Just be ready to increase youre audience three fold (as in three more people)
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