Friday, January 05, 2007
EE-Aw Of The Week
We make no bones about being sexist troglodytes at The Aurora and routinely objectify the female form via our Pulitzer Prize winning "Mascot Of The Week" series. However in an effort to appease and please our core audience (chicks) we have decided to turn the tables and as The Kinks would say... give the people what they want. Obviously discretion is in order so I am hosting picture elsewhere. So for all the ladies, to view a picture of the hung (yeah thats right) Donkey... click HERE
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Well, I have always wanted to see Donkey hanged.
such a tease.
oh. and what happened to the anita mascot? the dutch swimmer!! that man (or boy, whatever) was HOT.
and, you know, you really should make a more concerted effort to appease your female demographic with hunky mascottage. don't worry what people will think. we'll watch your back. when people question your, uh, inclinations, we'll just say, "oh, ha ha ha, that donkeyhue, yeah, he's just quite the metrosexual isn't he!!"
Anita, I think its time to give up on the "lace curtains at Aurora" gig.
Do what the rest of us do, keep your hotties on your hard drive.
I suppose any girl starved enough to view porn on the Web deserves, on some level, to be lied to.
But I was sooooo hoping for Donkeyhue in a leather thong.
I wore my leather mini and my Doc Martens and EVERYTHING....what a gyp.
I dont wear leather/Docs much these days as I am damn near middle aged and they dont really go with my outfits, but I give props to gals that can pull that off and still be...employed.
I dont know that only starved girls like internet porn. The girls I know that like porn are also mad slutty.
If I didnt date the Rhino back on the Island (although we suspect I did) certainly one of my friends did. Just the laws of probability.
Was that an DNC Donkey?
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