In an ongoing effort to not only enlighten and educate but entertain - The Aurora will be unveiling two new features in the upcoming weeks. We are proud to announce phase one. Ladies and gentlemen without further achoo....gesundheit. We present to you the...
Dick Of The Week
This was a hard one. (relax Anita) I had originally planned on naming Karl Kemp the first recipient of this prestigious award, but after watching Fox News tonight my hand was forced.
I dont regularly watch Fox. Its has nothing to do with politics, as the saying goes "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" so I watch the libs to see how they think (turns out that they dont) and the only conservatives I usually watch are Tucker, and if Im up Ill catch Brit on the replay.
That being said, Ive never liked O'Reilly, but he had Colbert on tonight so I wanted to check it out. Politically I probably side more with O'Reilly, that is if I thought he believed half of what he says, but since I thinks hes a pandering populist wannabe --- I dont.
On the other hand Colbert mocks conservatives like me daily and hes obviously your typical Peoples Republic Of The Upper West Side Of Manhattan commie, but the guy cracks me up --- and funny is funny. So I tuned in (Ill leave the turn on and dropping out to the hippies)
I dont know if anyone else watched The O'Reilly Factor but the interview sucked. It seems Bill is the only one that doesnt get that hes being goofed on, and gave me the impression that he wants credit for The Colbert Report's success. He acts as if he invented the wheel when the fact is hes just doing a second rate imitation of Bill Buckley and John McLaughlin himself.
One thing that stuck in my craw was when Colbert revealed his middle name was Tyrone. After every joke going over his head so far, this is what O'Reilly finally thought was a goof --- as everybody knows its a black mans name. When Colbert revealed that he was of Irish heritage...O'Reilly started screming at him that he was French. Huh?
The irony is that the O'Reillys, a sept of the O'Neills were native to County Tyrone themselves. Maybe he should have had a staffer google his guest beforehand. And another thing...lighten up.
So in the immortal words of Jeffrey Spicoli...
Bill O'Reilly.... You DICK!
4 comments:
Welcome, Kudo. You'll fit right in, spamass.
I think O'Reilly just really doesn't get it. He was on Colbert last night too, and that sucked so much that I went to sleep.
I woke up and some crazy naked trucker show was on that just...scared me. Ambien is a girl's best friend.
Anita, FYI I posted in your honor today and to plug the TBR "preferred movie of the decade" -Kill Bill- referred to you as Black Mambo. Only the best character ever to grace the screen since Magda.
Come back from the dark side. We love you AND we have cats.
well, as i'm still in mourning for my dearly (and recently) departed cat, boysingly (who was so cruelly disparaged here at The Aurora! ... poor little orange fluffy guy) ... anyway, cats just make me a little teary-eyed these days. but not to worry, i'll be back to my old "emotionally stable" self soon.
but thanks, i think.
this blog truly is the dark side, isn't it?
Oreilly really is a dick. He's a typical asshole who used to be good until he got popular and now he doesn't like to get in anyones grill anymore because he want's to go to the cocktail party's and shit.
I haven't watched him in years.
Well said Rhino.
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