As little as I care about Danny Devito I care even less about the View. My only knowledge or interaction of that show is when a friend used to knock out Lisa Ling and now when Tucker Carlson mocks them on his "Beat The Press" segment.
If I was a Ghostbuster instead of the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, Id imagine my demise would be a giant Roseanne marching up Fifth Ave.
However Devito's drunken exploits (since when is numb nuts a cuss word?) have given me an opportunity to quote John Candy.....
"You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny."
....or in this instance, too short.
EE-Aw!!!
2 comments:
You have it all wrong, you need to look at his "gross" tonage. i think he could out drink your little green tush.
You live in California...so Ill let you slide, but the day that a wop midget drinking lemonlalas can withstand my lead liver then its no nea never no nea never no more...is the day I hang up the gloves.
Its a paddy thang..you wouldnt understand
...you read that book yet? make money Sac.
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