Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Kudos

The Aurora has long been known to be a must read for beltway insiders and powerbrokers. Many a talking point has been regurgitated in the paleo-media after first being unveiled on The Aurora. We shape policy like a child with Play-Doh. In other words we get things done. To date our most notable accomplishment has been in our ability to perennially keep Kenny Loggins out of the Cleveland Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

However for the first time in Aurora history our words have resulted in arrests. In a discussion of the food industry one of our hippie readers pointed out the fact that the meat industry was rife with illegals.


Anita said...
the meat processing industry is rife with undocumented, untrained workers. that way the big production companies cut down on labor costs and avoid lawsuits for egregiously unsafe working conditions.
December 11, 2006


Two days later the federalis raided meat processing plants in six states clamping down on illegal aliens who were criminally using American citizens Social Security numbers. Nice work Anita. Bad ese bad ese what you gonna do, what you gonna do when The Aurora comes for you.

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5 comments:

Rhino-itall said...

Props to my girl anita! Good job hippie!

anita said...

uh, well thanks, i think. i was just happy to have the opportunity to use the word "rife."

Anonymous said...

as in, "this blog is rife with brilliant political commentators."

Anonymous said...

Youre welcome

rife..it is a good word aint it

Anonymous said...

OH! Not RIFLE?

I like rifles. I dont care what shit is rife with. But I likes my guns.

My dad and I are so stupid we go snow shooting. Gotta love a family with ammo and acreage in upstate ny.