With Judith Regan in the news I figured I would share my only experience with her.About five years ago I was at some function of which I vaguely remember, but if I had to guess, Id say that there was an open bar. I was with a local congressman and our lady friends when she came over to introduce herself. Now mind you shes got twenty plus years on me plus the fact that Im standing there with my date. So after exchanging pleasantries this is what she says to me...
Judy: I notice you have a gap in your front teeth.
Donkey: (confused) You notice correctly.
Judy: You know what that tells me about you?
Donkey: (even more confused) I have no idea.
Judy: That you'd be a great fuck.
Then she excused herself. Needless to say the women in our company were aghast, and I stalked her the rest of the night, but alas it wasnt meant to be.
So I dont know about all this talk about how she is abrasive, but its apparent she is very perceptive and has excellent taste.
EE-Aw!!!
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I'm assumining she's got the statistics to back that assertion up.
And is this a case where correlation IS causation?
I dont know what that means so Ill just assume you are in agreement with her assesment.
But I will say this. Seeing that Im a Donkey does in fact mean that I am a jackass.
I notice that you have a gap between your ears.
No, no no. I'm asking whether she actually knows from experience whether having a gap between your teeth means you are a, umm, well, you know.
And then I was wondering whether the gap itself results in this outcome, or whether it is purely coincidental.
Or, could it be a socioeconomic thing. Your parents couldn't afford braces, so you compensate ... get my drift ????
No I didnt nail her. I had a date and she wasnt my type, but Im the charitable type, so I wouldve thrown a bang her way in the broom closet.
All that other stuff I have no idea, I never slept with a woman with a gap between her, hold that...nevermind.
that's fine. my questions were more rhetorical than anything else.
By rhetorical do you mean youre asking me out?
ha ha ha ... !!
i'll let you know when i begin the field-research stage of my government-funded study: "the correlation between gap-toothedness and sexual prowess in jackasses"
hmmmm, 20 years? what is this chick 75 years old or something?
that gap thing is curious. madonna has a gap, but then again so does michael strahan..... and the chick from csi....not me though, i had it fixed:/
Wait a minute, warlike has a gap too! it's small like yours, but still what are the odds that 3 gap toothed mofo's would be on the same non-dental related blog?
No, like I mentioned it was around five years ago.
My dad had a gap between his front teeth and so does my sister.
One time my dad was looking at me and he said, "You have pretty teeth!"
My sister grinned at him and asked, "What about my teeth dad?"
My dad said, "Now your teeth, well, your teeth are beautiful!"
Didnt we hear this story before?
Not that it intrigued me or anything.
I had to have braces for years, and one of those horrible head gear things.
My take on this is as follows: that a woman who would be that forward is probably adventurous and confident in bed. And a man that takes her up on the challenge is probably a guy thats not afraid of forward, bold women. Both factors might make the hypothesis true irrespective of tooth gap-ness.
There was a model famous for her gap teeth. Cant remember her name.
Lauren Hutton ... (gap-toothed model)
Yes! Thats her. Thanks my brilliant sweet Anita.
There is a great documentary, Gap Toothed Women, by the great film maker Les Blank, all about women with gap teeth and the effect having a gap has on their lives.
http://www.lesblank.com/more/gap.html
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