Thursday, December 28, 2006

All The Dead Presidents Warm Body Book Tour

Bob Woodward is garbage. His asinine ego-maniacal self-absorption has him believing his own bullshit and he actually thinks hes still relevant. It seems the recently departed President Gerald Ford gave Bob an interview with an anti-war tone on the premise that it wouldnt be revealed until after his death. I dont think this is what President Ford had in mind. The body isnt even in the ground and this jerkoff is getting a haircut and make-up applied for his upcoming onslaught press junket

As the nation and the Ford family is still in mourning, Bob looks for some air-time. Youd be hard pressed to find a more despicable self-promoting scumbag than Bob. I can only imagine that upon hearing of President Fords passing, while the nations conscience wept...this douchebag is running around his office looking for the audio and having his staffers courier it to all the major news outlets.

Maybe someone should remind Bob that he was one rat snitch away from being an anonymous nobody greeting card scribe.

2 comments:

seejanemom said...

"an anonymous nobody greeting card scribe."

LOVE THAT!!!

Anonymous said...

I had some other more colorful descriptions in mind but in the spirit of the holidays I cleaned it up.