Good Will Donkey

Id imagine anyone that reads the Aurora has a good idea where my politics lean and could probably guess which way I vote. The funny thing is that in most elections they'd be wrong. Living in New York City for most of my adult life has allowed me to get a little creative with third party candidates. Ive never line voted in my life. Ive even been known to vote dem now and again, primarily as a result of personally knowing the candidate, in the hopes of getting out of parking tickets.

I make no bones about admitting that I voted straight GOP ticket today. Right dont the frickin line, even voted for that clown running for Congress that I posted a video of jumping on the table during the debate. Any other year, he doesnt even warrant my thought process.

Now some would say as a conservative in NYC, that my time and vote is wasted as all of my candidates will lose, well that is barring a Five Points style stuffing of the ballot for yer man there Callahan theyd probably be right. But I still say bullshit. So as I was standing in the booth looking at the choices of candidates I thought back to a scene in Good Will Hunting...

Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose."

Sean: Well, I gotta go with the belt there.

Will: I used to go with the wrench.

Sean: Why?

Will: Cause fuck him, that's why.

Thats right. Fuck the dems. Thats why.