Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Election Update

Polls are for strippers and liberals but lapdances are tax free.

...Im pretty sure all my local candidates lost by 90%+ margins. No worries, Im telling you my man Steele is going to pull off a massive historic upset to keep the Senate. Worst case scenario. The democratic party dies in two years as opposed to today. Ive got two years (contrary to what my cardiologist...that bloodsucking how many of his kids do I have to put through college sumnabitch has to say) to wait.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speaking of strippers...Seattle voters defeated the commie/Nazi "four-foot rule," which would have banned lap dances by requiring exotic dancers and customers to keep their distance. Naturally, the "four-foot rule" whould not have posed a problem for me, but I'm thinking about my fellow man.

Rhino-itall said...

Well thank God for little things dude!

Anonymous said...

Oh pu-leeeeeze Dude.

And any pole-frequenting lady knows that the four foot rule just ups the ante for what you have to tip. Get freakin real.

I see my sexy boss (pimp) has been here to harangue lately. You can vouch that i've been behaving here, right?

anita said...

i'm all for strippers' rights.